"The game was ostensibly over by the second inning, which unfolded as follows; walk, single, single, 3 run triple, ground out, passed ball, strike out, hit by pitch, pop out. An increasingly disenfranchised looking and ineffective Happ left the mound after two innings with his team in a 5-0 hole."
When I woke up this morning and saw the final score, this is exactly the type of paragraph that I expected to see in the postmortem.
The ship has sunk, now hurtling towards the sea floor.