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  1. cHawk
    I would comment on Maeda's outing thus far but I don't want to jinx it.
  2. cHawk
    People say the run time between first and second base is equivalent to that between second and third base. However, this is inaccurate. You see, there is a shortstop between second and third base.
  3. cHawk
    No hablo español.
  4. cHawk
    If you don't want to eat fatty meat, don't eat bacon.
  5. cHawk
    Waiter: "How would like your eggs cooked, sir?" Me: "I'd like them Ober easy."
  6. cHawk
    I entered ten of my puns into a contest to see if one of them would win. No pun in ten did.
  7. cHawk
    Fun fact: MLB stadiums are hottest after all the fans have left.
  8. cHawk
    Like that baseball that Julien just hit?
  9. cHawk
    Did you all hear about the man who went to the circus the other day? After the show, he spoke with the manager and asked for a job. The manager asked him, "What is your specialty?" The man replied, "I can do great bird impressions." The manager then turned the man down. "Pssh, a lot of people can do that." The man then said, "Oh well," and flew away.
  10. cHawk
    I wish our team didn't leave so many runners on base.
  11. cHawk
    Christian Encarnacion-Strand.
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  13. cHawk
    Sonny is showing less than 5 shades of gray. I wanted to see all 50!
  14. cHawk
    Can you imagine if baseball was played in the jungle? It sounds interesting, but it unfortunately would never work—there are too many cheetahs.
  15. cHawk
    Don't forget about Chase Petty. If we're giving them both Gray and Mahle, I want Steer, CES and Petty in return.
  16. cHawk
    19 must be a lucky number.
  17. cHawk
    Maybe Vasquez has another ‘big fly’ in him.
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  19. cHawk
    I guess this game is further evidence that bats sleep during the day.
  20. cHawk
    I feel like I’ve seen this pitcher before.
  21. cHawk
    I see I’ve missed quite a game.
  22. cHawk
    Edouard Julien.
  23. cHawk
    Did you know that spiders make good outfielders? I didn't, not until I remembered that they're good fly catchers.
  24. cHawk
    A baseball scout found a remarkable prospect: a horse who was a pretty good fielder and who hit the ball every time he was up at bat. The scout got him a try-out with a big league team. Up at bat, the horse slammed the ball into far left field and stood at the plate, watching it go. “Run!” the manager screamed, “Run!” “Are you kidding?” answered the horse. “If I could run, I’d be in the Kentucky Derby.”
  25. cHawk
    Julien delivers!
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