The first rule of Cat Fight Club is: You do not talk about Cat Fight Club. The second rule of Cat Fight Club is: You do not talk about Cat Fight Club. Third rule of Cat Fight Club: Someone yells stop, goes limp, taps out, the cat fight is over. Fourth rule: only two cats to a fight. Fifth rule: one cat fight at a time. Sixth rule: no shirts, no shoes. Seventh rule: Cat Fights will go on as long as they have to. And the eighth and final rule: If this is your first night at Cat Fight Club, you have to cat fight.