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  1. ashbury
    From the play-by-play it looks like the players arrived, but the bats and gloves missed the flight. Apparently "Mauer fists one into center field" was literal this time. Hopefully they just got misdirected and will arrive in the dugout for tonight's game.
  2. ashbury
    Marriage based on a fair market price for the milk probably isn't going to last through the first economic downturn anyway.
  3. ashbury
    If he hasn't had any pitches buzzing under his chin, he will now.
  4. ashbury
    Of course not. You also have to throw in Duensing as a sweetener. / is what they meant to say...
  5. ashbury
    Dozier's best OPS month last year was August. Stats will fluctuate anytime you pick a 30 day sample, but I don't see evidence of a wearing down process there
  6. ashbury
    Plate discipline or pitch recognition? Because if it's the former it seems like it could be changed by him making basically a decision, but if it's the latter then coaching an improvement seems much harder.
  7. ashbury
    Well, it gets late early here in the eastern time zone. Good night everyone, time to slip into my pajamas and dream of iambs and penta meters.
  8. ashbury
    The obvious rejoinder:
  9. ashbury
    Yeah, I actually wanted May.
  10. ashbury
    That's the coming sequel to the Fantastic Four. The Interesting Five.
  11. ashbury
    I might send him. Pelf or May are my only two choices for the eighth.
  12. ashbury
    Q: Why is Shane Robinson batting ninth? A: Because the rules don't allow ten batters in a lineup.
  13. ashbury
    We have a horrendous #8 and #9 in our lineup. This has been your Circus Boy Bonus Update.
  14. ashbury
    BBEY 18, perhaps. But Mazda 323 => 8.
  15. ashbury
    Iambic Pussycat?
  16. ashbury
    Big Pelf's got this.
  17. ashbury
    But does he get to read about it in Iambic Pajamas?
  18. ashbury
    You don't want to know my sudden epiphany about therapist Bill Cosby.
  19. ashbury
    There seems to be a problem with the MLB PBP feed, it keeps saying Tigers 3Bman Castellanos made a fielding error.
  20. ashbury
    http://media.giphy.com/media/5aLrlDiJPMPFS/giphy.gif
  21. ashbury
    PLOUFFE!!! I realize that normally this is reserved for home runs, but the way this game is going, I feel it is merited.
  22. ashbury
    Twice five syllables Plus seven can't say much but That's Haiku for you.
  23. ashbury
    Is the fourth inning too soon to pinch hit for your catcher?
  24. ashbury
    A Skeleton walks into a bar and says... "Give me a beer... And a pair of pajamas."
  25. ashbury
    And this: http://uk.kate-spade.net/images/Kate-Spade-Allen-Street-Neil-Black_1.jpg
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