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  1. ashbury
    It's just a running joke on Broad City. Poor Abbi wants to be a trainer at the gym she works at, but not only is she just a bathroom cleaner, they issue her a shirt that says so, so that all know. So the "joke" here, such as it was, is that you were at the gym because you work there, trainer or cleaner, not as a client.
  2. ashbury
    Which one is you? http://a5.img.talkingpointsmemo.com/image/upload/w_652/pr574luhnen4tozgoeid.jpg
  3. ashbury
    Here you go. http://fotos.lmcordoba.com.ar/fotos/2012/09/105746_img.jpg I realize it's not Stevie. But... HE'LL never know the difference if you don't tell him.
  4. ashbury
    As in, a face made for?
  5. ashbury
    Plouffe bleeds one through the infield for an RBI. We'll take it.
  6. ashbury
    "... hit right at Anthony Gose. He drifts over..."
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  8. ashbury
    Any teensy-weensy chance I jinxed my starting pitcher? And probably my offense too?
  9. ashbury
    But enough about Milone's first inning. 4-0. CBU.
  10. ashbury
    Takes 6 innings to determine a Quality Start, but we can sometimes tell a Bad Start by the second batter.
  11. ashbury
    ... and goes to the same well a second time and gets burned. 1-0.
  12. ashbury
    Milone relies on his OUT-field for the first out.
  13. ashbury
    Circus Boy Update: 0-0 heading into the top of the first, with both pitchers working on a perfect game.
  14. ashbury
    Your signature is referring to the one you rode in on? We must like the both of you equally, I guess.
  15. ashbury
    He's been so terrible as a lefty facing righties. Maybe hitting lefty against left-handers will turn out to be his niche.
  16. ashbury
    How can we know for sure, until the final inning?
  17. ashbury
    Jack In The Box burgers might be equally carcinogenic, I don't know.
  18. ashbury
    At the risk of spelling out and thus ruining the joke that every single other person here already got, I just want to offer recognition of and appreciation for the pun in the thread title. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FLMVB0B1_Ts
  19. ashbury
    PhD. YMMV. TANSTAAFL. LS/MFT.
  20. ashbury
    Not so. The sign said "$10" but Mrs Ash tried to be a good negotiator and said she wanted at least $500 to take me off their hands. Turned out she still got burned of course.
  21. ashbury
    The judges* have conferred, and the winner is AM. for Wear your crown proudly, AM.! *those who clicked 'Like', plus the ever-present possibility of an arbitrary tiebreaker
  22. ashbury
    If loving Rob Lowe is wrong I don't want you to be right.
  23. ashbury
    The horse is pretty and all, but I'd prefer the girl.
  24. ashbury
    Two hours and how many minutes? Five?
  25. ashbury
    That's pitch #100 for Hernandez. He's supposed to be out of the game! Protest, Molly!
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