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  1. ashbury
    '...and "_________"'? All right, sounds like a Punch Line Contest to me! As usual, the Winner* gets bragging rights until the next PLC. I'll go first, 'and "Education Beyond Third Grade"', but I'm sure someone will do better. * Determined by acclaim, or else arbitrarily by me in the coming 24 hours.
  2. ashbury
    I don't solicit it, but I'm sure I'd keep on ticking.
  3. ashbury
    Not to be confused with Turkey Buzzards, who are ugly bastards you would not like to meet in a dark alley. To save anyone from an embarrassing mistake, here is a complete compare and contrast guide to the Turkey Buzzard versus the Wild Turkey. http://o.quizlet.com/g1y9NQngUH3xP6c0MCTOQA_m.jpg
  4. ashbury
    Hey everybody! Late night Kuerigger at Brian's house!
  5. ashbury
    My youngest son, AshburySteven, will be in attendance at this game.
  6. ashbury
    The sweetener in a big Brian Duensing trade? Came here expecting this was a punch line contest. Leaving disappointed.
  7. ashbury
    I'm too lazy to repeat Seth's process but it would be interesting to compare/contrast to other organizations, ones both successful and unsuccessful. My reaction to this list is that Mauer is someone to be proud of at #1, Plouffe and Perk are "ohhhkay" coming next, and after that it's "yeesh". But maybe the sainted Louis Cardinals profile the same way by this measure.
  8. ashbury
    Oh. Well, then the prize I conferred was double-sarcasm and triple-pessimism.
  9. ashbury
    And this wins some kind of prize for positive thinking. "There must be a pony in this pile somewhere..."
  10. ashbury
    That went well. G'night all.
  11. ashbury
    All right, against my better judgement. For the ninth: Ew. Ish. Ick. Ew.
  12. ashbury
    Stauffer gives up a long fly to Right which Torii doesn't get to. Whose Bingo card just got filled up?
  13. ashbury
    For this one song, Turtles > Zimmerman. I recognize that you disagree.
  14. ashbury
    "Schafer sprinting in and... doesn't make the play." As Expected.
  15. ashbury
    Halsey, you been watching these plays Plouffe has been making for us?
  16. ashbury
    Stinky, stinky, stinky cheese. And you just have to keep accepting what the waiter brings you.
  17. ashbury
    BTW the judges would also have accepted: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xXCqDbCQVdw Ah no no no no no no no.
  18. ashbury
    That's some serious cheese Herrera is delivering.
  19. ashbury
    Pretty much. It's a small world, after all.
  20. ashbury
    No. No. Nononononononononononononononono. No.
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  22. ashbury
    When in Boston I always make sure to get scrod.
  23. ashbury
    I'm so glad Boyer's got that new changeup.
  24. ashbury
    Poutine, or something at Tim Horton's.
  25. ashbury
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