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Everything posted by ashbury

  1. ashbury
    Oof, Nelson Cruz knows how to launch one. 1-0. CBU.
  2. ashbury
    Three up. Three down. Again. 0-0. CBU.
  3. ashbury
    Try adding red wine vinegar every 3000 miles and let us know how it goes.
  4. ashbury
    Goodbye Gibby. It was nice knowing you.
  5. ashbury
    Awaiting an inevitable explosion.
  6. ashbury
    Some punch lines have shorter shelf lives than others.
  7. ashbury
    Fernandez delivers the first pitch for a ball. This has been your Wild Turkey update, brought to you by Turkey Buzzard whiskey. http://midlifeboulevard.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/512px-Turkey_Vulture_Cathartes_aura_-in_flight-150x99.png
  8. ashbury
    You've got 14 siblings?
  9. ashbury
    Here's why. http://www.l2d.com/NYmyopia.jpg
  10. ashbury
    If only we could have our ace going up against theirs, but Big Pelf pitched the other night.
  11. ashbury
    That's approximately the idea. But if it's a cartoon version of Chief, so much the better. http://img0.ask.fm/assets/043/117/117/thumb/aaaaa.jpg
  12. ashbury
    I think that's technically called a "One". "Hey guys, look at this, I brought a One for the party!"
  13. ashbury
    COL. (Chuckle Out Loud. Not a full LOL but pretty darn good.)
  14. ashbury
    By George I think he's got it. http://images5.fanpop.com/image/photos/28100000/The-Professor-rex-harrison-as-henry-higgins-28174493-500-368.jpg
  15. ashbury
    I left it open-ended enough to go many ways. Just as long as it's funny. Chief just wrote a post that seemed like it was missing the last few words. So here's our chance to help him out.
  16. ashbury
    ftfy
  17. ashbury
    So far it's 0-0 heading into the First. This has been your Wild Turkey score update, brought to you by Wild Turkey. http://www.winemarket.co.il/media/catalog/product/cache/1/small_image/100x100/9df78eab33525d08d6e5fb8d27136e95/5/0/5000027.jpg
  18. ashbury
    '...and "_________"'? All right, sounds like a Punch Line Contest to me! As usual, the Winner* gets bragging rights until the next PLC. I'll go first, 'and "Education Beyond Third Grade"', but I'm sure someone will do better. * Determined by acclaim, or else arbitrarily by me in the coming 24 hours.
  19. ashbury
    I don't solicit it, but I'm sure I'd keep on ticking.
  20. ashbury
    Not to be confused with Turkey Buzzards, who are ugly bastards you would not like to meet in a dark alley. To save anyone from an embarrassing mistake, here is a complete compare and contrast guide to the Turkey Buzzard versus the Wild Turkey. http://o.quizlet.com/g1y9NQngUH3xP6c0MCTOQA_m.jpg
  21. ashbury
    Hey everybody! Late night Kuerigger at Brian's house!
  22. ashbury
    My youngest son, AshburySteven, will be in attendance at this game.
  23. ashbury
    The sweetener in a big Brian Duensing trade? Came here expecting this was a punch line contest. Leaving disappointed.
  24. ashbury
    I'm too lazy to repeat Seth's process but it would be interesting to compare/contrast to other organizations, ones both successful and unsuccessful. My reaction to this list is that Mauer is someone to be proud of at #1, Plouffe and Perk are "ohhhkay" coming next, and after that it's "yeesh". But maybe the sainted Louis Cardinals profile the same way by this measure.
  25. ashbury
    Oh. Well, then the prize I conferred was double-sarcasm and triple-pessimism.
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