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  1. ashbury
    Your signature is referring to the one you rode in on? We must like the both of you equally, I guess.
  2. ashbury
    He's been so terrible as a lefty facing righties. Maybe hitting lefty against left-handers will turn out to be his niche.
  3. ashbury
    How can we know for sure, until the final inning?
  4. ashbury
    Jack In The Box burgers might be equally carcinogenic, I don't know.
  5. ashbury
    At the risk of spelling out and thus ruining the joke that every single other person here already got, I just want to offer recognition of and appreciation for the pun in the thread title. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FLMVB0B1_Ts
  6. ashbury
    PhD. YMMV. TANSTAAFL. LS/MFT.
  7. ashbury
    Not so. The sign said "$10" but Mrs Ash tried to be a good negotiator and said she wanted at least $500 to take me off their hands. Turned out she still got burned of course.
  8. ashbury
    The judges* have conferred, and the winner is AM. for Wear your crown proudly, AM.! *those who clicked 'Like', plus the ever-present possibility of an arbitrary tiebreaker
  9. ashbury
    If loving Rob Lowe is wrong I don't want you to be right.
  10. ashbury
    The horse is pretty and all, but I'd prefer the girl.
  11. ashbury
    Two hours and how many minutes? Five?
  12. ashbury
    That's pitch #100 for Hernandez. He's supposed to be out of the game! Protest, Molly!
  13. ashbury
    It's fine if you stroke your chin here, but we'll not be having you stroke your mutters.
  14. ashbury
    Too late in the game for another punch line contest. Eh, you know what happens to a snowman with three, right?
  15. ashbury
    http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/bk_crowncardTheKing_en_01.png
  16. ashbury
    Hughes has pitched tolerably well, and we have no chance. This has been your CBU.
  17. ashbury
    At least it's not Torii. He'd get caught trying to steal home. / for which there are significant consequences
  18. ashbury
    Plouffe huffing and puffing around the bases into third, as though Reese Witherspoon might be there waiting for him.
  19. ashbury
    The Twins are staying at a nice hotel in downtown Seattle. They want to get back in time for the Concierge's Reception.
  20. ashbury
    I may be wrong for all you know, but I may be right.
  21. ashbury
    I understand the point about there being punctuation and typos, but you're saying there's content?
  22. ashbury
    You should have taken advantage of the opportunity to read them, back when you still had an account.
  23. ashbury
    Completely with you on that. Against most pitchers probably you don't, but you chances of another flyball on the next at-bat just aren't high enough here.
  24. ashbury
    http://s3-media2.ak.yelpcdn.com/photo/_8Qe-wQkYIq-W0hbVmqL2Q/l.jpg
  25. ashbury
    If you don't want Mauer's .375 OBP leading off, and you want someone above .300, Plouffe would be the only other option at .321. / yeesh http://farm1.staticflickr.com/6/6348218_8ce5517cca_z.jpg
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