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  1. ashbury
    That's the coming sequel to the Fantastic Four. The Interesting Five.
  2. ashbury
    I might send him. Pelf or May are my only two choices for the eighth.
  3. ashbury
    Q: Why is Shane Robinson batting ninth? A: Because the rules don't allow ten batters in a lineup.
  4. ashbury
    We have a horrendous #8 and #9 in our lineup. This has been your Circus Boy Bonus Update.
  5. ashbury
    BBEY 18, perhaps. But Mazda 323 => 8.
  6. ashbury
    Iambic Pussycat?
  7. ashbury
    Big Pelf's got this.
  8. ashbury
    But does he get to read about it in Iambic Pajamas?
  9. ashbury
    You don't want to know my sudden epiphany about therapist Bill Cosby.
  10. ashbury
    There seems to be a problem with the MLB PBP feed, it keeps saying Tigers 3Bman Castellanos made a fielding error.
  11. ashbury
    http://media.giphy.com/media/5aLrlDiJPMPFS/giphy.gif
  12. ashbury
    PLOUFFE!!! I realize that normally this is reserved for home runs, but the way this game is going, I feel it is merited.
  13. ashbury
    Twice five syllables Plus seven can't say much but That's Haiku for you.
  14. ashbury
    Is the fourth inning too soon to pinch hit for your catcher?
  15. ashbury
    A Skeleton walks into a bar and says... "Give me a beer... And a pair of pajamas."
  16. ashbury
    And this: http://uk.kate-spade.net/images/Kate-Spade-Allen-Street-Neil-Black_1.jpg
  17. ashbury
    Yeah, the first inning looked like it was a near thing, with Plouffe giving the ball a bit of a ride and Sano giving it a battle, but you don't let a guy like Price off the hook like that.
  18. ashbury
    Celebrities In Pajamas http://i.huffpost.com/gen/1525404/images/s-CELEBRITIES-IN-PAJAMAS-small.jpg
  19. ashbury
    OK, going out for a walk with my wife. In our pajamas of course. BRB.
  20. ashbury
    Recipe: Combine sour cream, mayonnaise, pajamas, and ranch dressing in a large bowl. Cover and refrigerate pajamas. When it's time for snacks, remove pajamas from refrigerator and throw it away. Go to the pajama store and buy a pajama bottle of pajama Pace medium pajama salsa. Serves 8 pajamas. Pajamas.
  21. ashbury
    Because pajamas.
  22. ashbury
    Choker, that one.
  23. ashbury
    Recipe: Combine sour cream, mayonnaise, and ranch dressing in a large bowl. Cover and refrigerate. When it's time for snacks, remove from refrigerator and throw it away. Go to the store and buy a bottle of Pace medium salsa. Serves 8.
  24. ashbury
    Check out the post that started this thread. It's pretty good.
  25. ashbury
    http://www.blooddiva.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/dracula_bela_lugosi_103-237x300.jpg "I never drink... beer."
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