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FORT MYERS—Four little words make our hearts soar:
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We took last year's gut punch, but come back for more.
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The fire sale came; we watched stars depart
Felt like someone was stealing our heart
But hope’s a disease, and we'll do our part
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Debt was reduced, papers were filed
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New partners joined (The guy from the Wild?!)
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Minority owners now in the mix
A new set of suits with their “synergies” tricks
We’ll take it, if somehow this lineup they'll fix
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They added some bats, the offense to pump
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Caratini to catch, Josh Bell adds some thump
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Rogers returned, four years gone, now he's back
We hope that his left arm has not lost its knack
Now get us the closer we somehow still lack.
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Joe's out, Tom's in the Executive Chair
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Then the BIG change: “Mutual,” they swear
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Falvey walks out as the waters get rough
"Relentless" Tom chants, as if that's enough
Now prove it and fund a 'pen that's not fluff.
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Finally, you take your turn as poet
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Channel your winter frustration and show it
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The comments below are a great place to bleat
Two tens and three ‘levens provide you the beat
(But add words wherever, if, like me, you cheat).
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