Game Thread: Twins@White Sox 9/17 7:10PM

[ashbury]

Seriously, do you have any idea how homoerotic #6 sounds?

 

That's the way my wife eats corn and until now we never thought twice about it.

[Riverbrian]

Now yer just milking the applause.

 

[ashbury]

Chief's got a new avatar! I wasn't sure he even knew what computer control thingie to press. He'd had that one avatar since back when she still looked like Olivia.

[big dog]

Two really good innings in a row for Pelfrey. After 4, his pitch count is at about 246. Quintana is only 100 behind him. I hope this game finishes before I have to get up to go to work at 7 am.

[Riverbrian]

That's the way my wife eats corn and until now we never thought twice about it.

 

And she is never without.

 

[ashbury]

And she is never without.

 

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I didn't know she had friended you on Facebook.

[snepp]

Two really good innings in a row for Pelfrey.

 

Way to go, you blew it, we're missing the playoffs now.

[ashbury]

It's Gardy's fault, after two good innings you gotta bring in the 'pen.

[Riverbrian]

I didn't know she had friended you on Facebook.

 

Whaddya Mean... I'm the guy laying on the floor.

[ashbury]

Whaddya Mean... I'm the guy laying on the floor.

 

Oh you're the cheap tipper then. She complained all the next day.

[Riverbrian]

 

George W.: Iowa... I'm your guy... This Ethanol tastes fantastic.

[ashbury]

George W.: Iowa... I'm your guy... This Ethanol tastes fantastic.

 

Quick survey time: horizontal or vertical?

 

My stance on the subject: your photo makes my blood boil.

[James]

Back from class...the score is not my fault this time.

[GCTF]

Pelfrey can't go five again. Obligatory give him a multi-year deal post.

[James]

Pelfrey can't go five again. Obligatory give him a multi-year deal post.

Let's give him about a six year deal.

[Bark's Lounge]

Quick survey time: horizontal or vertical?

 

My stance on the subject: your photo makes my blood boil.

 

Linda Lovelace he is not.

[Riverbrian]

Quick survey time: horizontal or vertical?

 

My stance on the subject: your photo makes my blood boil.

 

I'm willing to play but I was thrown off by the Horizontal Vertical thing.

[Guest USAFChief]

I took the dog for a walk, ran to the store, and washed both cars. I guess I missed a coupla' Sox ABs against Pelf.

[ashbury]

At least you can't accuse Pelf of putting up illusory numbers in a salary-drive month.

[ashbury]

Linda Lovelace he is not.

 

That's a good point, especially in light of the earlier discussion. It's a three dimensional object and I offered only two voting choices. I think I'll stick with those two, though.

[Riverbrian]

I took the dog for a walk, ran to the store, and washed both cars. I guess I missed a coupla' Sox ABs against Pelf.

 

I took the dog to the store, ran to the car and washed while walking.

[ashbury]

I'm willing to play but I was thrown off by the Horizontal Vertical thing.

 

Horizontal: going through an entire row of kernels then moving to the next row the way God intended.

 

Vertical: that abomination of a way W was eating in the photo.

 

Lovelace: not an option offered in this survey, sorry.

[ashbury]

I took the dog for a walk, ran to the store, and washed both cars. I guess I missed a coupla' Sox ABs against Pelf.

 

And for a coupla' innings Pelfrey missed bats. Stranger things have happened I guess.

[Riverbrian]

Horizontal: going through an entire row of kernels then moving to the next row the way God intended.

 

Vertical: that abomination of a way W was eating in the photo.

 

Lovelace: not an option offered in this survey, sorry.

 

Ahh... You see... I've learned again... I love this game thread... For the pure education.

 

You will have to forgive George... He had 14 more campaign stops and he had to eat corn on the cob at each stop... He simply couldn't eat an entire corn each time and he also couldn't wait for it to be cooked apparently.

[Bark's Lounge]

Horizontal: going through an entire row of kernels then moving to the next row the way God intended.

 

Vertical: that abomination of a way W was eating in the photo.

 

Lovelace: not an option offered in this survey, sorry.

 

No, I should be sorry for my misinterpretation. I hope you can find it in your heart to forgive me for my lack of vision.

[ashbury]

I took the dog to the store, ran to the car and washed while walking.

 

I took my car for a walk, ran to the dog, and washed a coupla' stores. I was afraid to kiss the wife when I left, for fear of getting something out of order.

[James]

And look at that... the Twins strand runners when the bases are loaded...

[Squirrel]

I assumed it was another of Chitown's culinary adventures.

 

Hey! I'm sort of insulted by that (because I don't think it looks that good), but it's probably true. I bake, I don't cook.

[glunn]

So is anyone else ready for me to retire the "Garza in Drag" avatar?

 

It depends on that you replace it with.

[Riverbrian]

 

It had to be posted tonight... Otherwise it may never be posted. You gotta walk through those windows when they open!