Game Thread: Twins@Tigers 8/20 6:05PM

[ashbury]

Yes, but their screams of "Stop!" and their pricelessly cute stumbling pratfalls when you put them down after the Helicopter Spin is what parenting is all about...

 

Yes, I always knew it had been a good day of Parentin', when the screams of "Stop!" were still ringing in my ears after I went to bed.

[ashbury]

Meanwhile, at the ballpark, Pelf is at least trying to do a passable audition to be considered as the Tigers' emergency 5th starter in 2014, with a WHIP of 1.0 and 2 Ks in 3 innings.

[LaBombo]

Yes, I always knew it had been a good day of Parentin', when the screams of "Stop!" were still ringing in my ears after I went to bed.

Yup. That, or "You're ruining my life!".

 

Even though you're too tired to remember how they provoked you to scream it.

[Bark's Lounge]

Speaking of impairment, .12 and Twins offense still looks awful.

 

It's going to take a lot more than that. If you can get to the point where you find Sandra Bernhard to be attractive - you are halfway there.

http://www.hollywoodnews.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/Sandra-Bernhard.jpg

[Riverbrian]

​Morneau

[ashbury]

"You're ruining my life!".

 

It wasn't a good game of Helicopter, unless they yelled that.

[ashbury]

​Morneau

 

And Hermannsie with the scratch single before it!

[ashbury]

Give Trevor a dog biscuit, he can come out now.

[GCTF]

Plouffe, how'd he do that?

 

Also, can someone put Cletus' eyeballs back in their sockets.

[LaBombo]

It's going to take a lot more than that. If you can get to the point where you find Sandra Bernhard to be attractive - you are halfway there.

http://www.hollywoodnews.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/Sandra-Bernhard.jpg

 

Visual ipecac! Undigested anesthetic... lost! Why? Why? The site says we're friends, but now.... doubt.

[ashbury]

It's going to take a lot more than that. If you can get to the point where you find Sandra Bernhard to be attractive - you are halfway there.

 

In fairness' date=' she will probably age gracefully. To something like this:

 

[kydoty]

If Pelfrey's upset about Prince Fielder admiring his work for too long, maybe he shouldn't throw meat balls over the middle.

[LaBombo]

It wasn't a good game of Helicopter, unless they yelled that.

...Or forgot about the toy that they begged for until their little hands briefly grazed the troposphere of Walmart....

[Mr. Brooks]

If Pelfrey's upset about Prince Fielder admiring his work for too long, maybe he shouldn't throw meat balls over the middle.

 

Gardy has to attack Jim Leyland now. I've been told that is the only way to defend your players.

[Riverbrian]

Gardy has to attack Jim Leyland now. I've been told that is the only way to defend your players.

 

That would be awesome.

[ashbury]

Dragging tired old discussions in from other threads will be fined 5 cents toward the post-season party.

[Winston Smith]

Let's hope Leyland does the right thing and bench Fielder the rest of the series.

[LaBombo]

Mornozie's HR is the third crazy Tigers/Twins home run I've seen. If it had been a bloop that fell in to shallow center/left, it would have been an "excuse me" single. Instead, it was an "excuse me" homer.

[Bark's Lounge]

Gardy has to attack Jim Leyland now. I've been told that is the only way to defend your players.

 

No offense to Gardy, but my money would be on Leyland.

[GCTF]

No offense to Gardy' date=' but my money would be on Leyland.[/quote']

 

I could see him wailing away on Gardy, puffing a dart.

[LaBombo]

Gardy has to attack Jim Leyland now. I've been told that is the only way to defend your players.

Isn't that why Twitter was invented?

[GCTF]

Holy crap, he got a hit off a lefty.

[GCTF]

Leyland, managin' the hell out of this one. In the fifth.

[mikeee]

morneysy

[ashbury]

I could see him wailing away on Gardy, puffing a dart.

 

Everything is always cooler when done with a cigarette drooping from your lips.

[mikeee]

Open the floodgates... It's Bonderman!!!

[Top Gun]

Without Justin Twins wouldn't win a game.

[LaBombo]

Dragging tired old discussions in from other threads will be fined 5 cents toward the post-season party.

TD stock down 5 percent after controversial change to business plan...

[GCTF]

Everything is always cooler when done with a cigarette drooping from your lips.

 

This is true. No one is cooler than Keef.

[ashbury]

TD stock down 5 percent after controversial change to business plan...

 

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