Riverbrian Old-Timey Member Posted July 30, 2013 Posted July 30, 2013 Royals: SP Ervin Santana LF Gordon1B HosmerDH ButlerC PerezRF Lough2B Tejada3B MoustakasSS EscobarCF Dyson Twins: SP Mike Pelfrey LF Thomas2B CarrollC Mauer1B MorneauRF DoumitDH Colabello3B PlouffeCF HicksSS Florimon Things to think about: 1. Think about Justin Morneau... Are we watching the final game of Justin Morneau in a Twins uniform. Maybe... Maybe Not... We will find out soon enough... Tonight's game is worth watching just in case it is. Justin has been a long time Twin. He's one of us. 2. Think about Mike Pelfrey... He's been rolling good... He needs to keep rolling. 3. Think about the Royals Lineup... What are these guys... Lots of young talent... The lineup on paper looks like it could do some damage. On the field... They haven't done a ton of damage but they do seem to be improving a little. 4. Think about Joe Mauer... He's back... He needs to hit two home runs... One for each baby daughter. 5. Think about Ham... What exactly was cured ham... Cured of?
Danchat Old-Timey Member Posted July 30, 2013 Posted July 30, 2013 Hey, I'm going to the game tomorrow. Maybe I'll catch Morneau's/Duensing's/Carrol's last game as a Twin.To answer your question about ham... it was cured of swine flu.
stringer bell Verified Member Posted July 30, 2013 Posted July 30, 2013 No Dozier, probably the back thing. I sincerely hope it is close to the last time Devil Eyes starts in right field.
Winston Smith Verified Member Posted July 30, 2013 Posted July 30, 2013 Hey, I'm going to the game tomorrow. Maybe I'll catch Morneau's/Duensing's/Carrol's last game as a Twin.To answer your question about ham... it was cured of swine flu. Trade deadline is 3:00 before tomorrow nights game.
Bark's Lounge Verified Member Posted July 30, 2013 Posted July 30, 2013 I sincerely hope it is close to the last time Devil Eyes starts in right field.???
Riverbrian Old-Timey Member Posted July 30, 2013 Author Posted July 30, 2013 Just want everyone to know... Like our pitcher tonight... I am also... Free of Pells"...
Danchat Old-Timey Member Posted July 31, 2013 Posted July 31, 2013 Trade deadline is 3:00 before tomorrow nights game. Good to know.
Willihammer Provisional Member Posted July 31, 2013 Posted July 31, 2013 Devil eyes? I'm gonna need a closer look... http://pittsburgh.pirates.mlb.com/images/2007/05/26/LAZdCsAS.jpg
Riverbrian Old-Timey Member Posted July 31, 2013 Author Posted July 31, 2013 Joe might be able to use his yellow fingernails to entertain the babies.
Gibby Provisional Member Posted July 31, 2013 Posted July 31, 2013 Just want everyone to know... Like our pitcher tonight... I am also... Free of Pells"... I heard you had bats in your Pelfrey.
Riverbrian Old-Timey Member Posted July 31, 2013 Author Posted July 31, 2013 I heard you had bats in your Pelfrey. Nope I had Pats in my Pelfrey.
Gibby Provisional Member Posted July 31, 2013 Posted July 31, 2013 Nope I had Pats in my Pelfrey. [ATTACH=CONFIG]5035[/ATTACH] Sexy
Riverbrian Old-Timey Member Posted July 31, 2013 Author Posted July 31, 2013 Alright... Offense explosion time.
Chance Provisional Member Posted July 31, 2013 Posted July 31, 2013 The bottom half may be more potent than the top.
Riverbrian Old-Timey Member Posted July 31, 2013 Author Posted July 31, 2013 The bottom half may be more potent than the top. I know... Our Twins bat in the bottom half... Of the inning. Bottom Half... Of the standings.
VATwinsFan Verified Member Posted July 31, 2013 Posted July 31, 2013 Is it just me or does Thomas constantly look like he's scared to death?
Chance Provisional Member Posted July 31, 2013 Posted July 31, 2013 I know... Our Twins bat in the bottom half... Of the inning. Bottom Half... Of the standings. I like to think these two things are unrelated. i was hoping to see Bernier out there again.
Riverbrian Old-Timey Member Posted July 31, 2013 Author Posted July 31, 2013 Is it just me or does Thomas constantly look like he's scared to death? He is... Cuz... Doumit is always around.
Gibby Provisional Member Posted July 31, 2013 Posted July 31, 2013 Is it just me or does Thomas constantly look like he's scared to death? Haha, yeah he does.
Gibby Provisional Member Posted July 31, 2013 Posted July 31, 2013 Jamshot. Drink. I liked TK's reference to the "duck fart".
Riverbrian Old-Timey Member Posted July 31, 2013 Author Posted July 31, 2013 Transcript Joe: Jeez that one kinda got away from you. Mike: My release point was a little off.Joe: I didn't ask why.Mike: Oh... Umm. Well yes it did.Joe: Ok... That was ball 3... According to the official rule book. Ball 4 will result in a base on balls. Mike: So... Throw a strike then. Joe: Yep... It could be your release point... I'm going back to the plate.
snepp Verified Member Posted July 31, 2013 Posted July 31, 2013 I liked TK's reference to the "duck fart". Somewhere Bert is jealous, he's been forbidden to "swear" on the air for years.
Guest USAFChief Guests Posted July 31, 2013 Posted July 31, 2013 //dyson squares to bunt with 1 out and 2 on// TK: "Oh, I don't know about that...I'd rather see him try to drive in a run here. //awkward silence from Dick//
Riverbrian Old-Timey Member Posted July 31, 2013 Author Posted July 31, 2013 Transcript Joe: Mike Mike Mike hold onMike: Joe I'm right here... I'm not going anywhere. Joe: Gordon just dropped one... I don't know what he ate for lunch. But he just dropped one. Mike: So you want to hang out here for awhile. Joe: Yeah... How long do you think it will take to go away. If this was... (Pause). Jeez... Pelf!!! not you to... Mike: Gordon and I went out to lunch today.
buckninetyone Provisional Member Posted July 31, 2013 Posted July 31, 2013 babelfish *colabello* ita to eng *beautiful mr. pibb*
Thegrin Verified Member Posted July 31, 2013 Posted July 31, 2013 Here you can check to see what is going on down on the farms. http://www.milb.com/scoreboard/index.jsp?sid=milb&org=142&ymd=20130730
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snepp Verified Member Posted July 31, 2013 Posted July 31, 2013 Did Florimon actually overrun that grounder?
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