Game Thread: Twins@Angels 7/23 9:05PM

[Gibby]

Well, there go's the no hitter.

[Squirrel]

I'm actually more curious, which means I'm hardly curious at all, what Mauer will name his twins than I am what the royal baby will be named.

[big dog]

Here's a picture of me and my Gibson:

[Riverbrian]

It's weird not having Mauer in the lineup... He has to be our GP and AB leader this year.

[Guest USAFChief]

I'm actually more curious, which means I'm hardly curious at all, what Mauer will name his twins than I am what the royal baby will be named.

I bet they go with "Mauer" for both of 'em. They're pretty midwestern traditional folk.

[CairoCrown]

It's weird not having Mauer in the lineup... He has to be our GP and AB leader this year.

Filed under "Unlikely Statistics"

[stringer bell]

Damn Pacific time games. I'm tired.

Nice ride!

[Riverbrian]

Here's a picture of me and my Gibson:

 

You got the Gibbons Gibson.

[big dog]

And another one of me with a different Gibson:

http://i.usatoday.net/money/_photos/2011/09/17/Gibson-Guitar-CEO-to-face-feds-over-raid-TVCTJ43-x-large.jpg

[Squirrel]

Nice ride!

 

Thanks ... his name is Buster.

[Gibby]

I'm actually more curious, which means I'm hardly curious at all, what Mauer will name his twins than I am what the royal baby will be named.

 

You know one of them will be named after Grampa.

[Guest USAFChief]

Here's a picture of me and my Gibson:

It's possible you have the strap adjusted improperly.

[big dog]

I'm going with Jake and John.

[Riverbrian]

Filed under "Unlikely Statistics"

 

Joe "Iron Man" Mauer

 

[big dog]

It's possible you have the strap adjusted improperly.

 

Anyone can play a guitar held horizontally. It's playing one held vertically that gets you the cool gigs.

 

I'm glad Doumit caught that third out without getting hurt. He was fighting that pretty hard but made it work.

[Guest USAFChief]

I'm going with Jake and John.

Minnie and Paul

[Riverbrian]

[Squirrel]

I'm going with Jake and John.

 

Are they both boys? Guess I wasn't keeping up with the pregnancy.

[Guest USAFChief]

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Mike Nesmith.

[CairoCrown]

Dave St. Peter: Hey Joe, any chance you can name your kids Minnie and Paul?

Joe Mauer: No.

DSP: Come on! This is a great marketing opportunity!

JM: Look, I didn't speak up when you sold my side burns, but this is too far.

DSP: Fair enough. Say have I ever told you that I graduated from UND?

JM . . .

[big dog]

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Dang...I thought I got that one removed. That was really a rough morning.

[Guest USAFChief]

Strike four to Colabello.

[big dog]

Strike four to Colabello.

 

Yeah, and I don't think he got a good swing at any of the four.

[Riverbrian]

Babies should be named with initials that spell something.

 

If a boy...

 

I like Brian for a first name...

Middle name should start with an A... So how bout Aardvark.

 

There ya go... Brian Aardvark Mauer... Initials BAM... Baby Bam Bam... It's perfect.

[CairoCrown]

Strike 2 to Trumbo was an absolutely filthy pitch. I hope Gibson can repeat that consistently.

[Willihammer]

Whatever Joe names him, don't name him Lou. Then Gardy will call him Lousy

[Riverbrian]

Are they both boys? Guess I wasn't keeping up with the pregnancy.

 

The Mauers chose not to learn the gender.

[CairoCrown]

Whatever Joe names him, don't name him Lou. Then Gardy will call him Lousy

*Clap, clap, clap*

[Winston Smith]

Outside the hospital in England waiting for a baby prince

outside the hospital in St Paul waiting for Joes babies

[Guest USAFChief]

Outside the hospital in England waiting for a baby prince

outside the hospital in St Paul waiting for Joes babies

If you look closely, you can see Snepp in both pictures. Weird.