Game Thread: Twins@Angels 7/22 9:05PM

[twinsnorth49]

booooooooooooooooooo

 

 

Keep in down in there or you'll spend a night in the box!!

[big dog]

marvin barnes.

 

The Eraser!!! Excellent one.

[big dog]

If you lived right on the interntional date line and kept crossing it, you would know what was going to happen tomorrow and you'd never forget what happened yesterday.

 

And a bar would always be open on one side of your street or the other.

[twinsnorth49]

The Eraser!!! Excellent one.

 

Marvin Webster was The Human Eraser.....wrong Marvin

[James]

Sixty five posts and the game is only now just about to start.

[buckninetyone]

Keep in down in there or you'll spend a night in the box!!

 

a night in the box? that's way more than my wife offers me.

[big dog]

Marvin Webster was The Human Eraser.....wrong Marvin

 

I am so very ashamed. I was thinking of the Eraser and confused him with Bad News. An eraser is only bad news to a mistake, and I made a mistake..so is it okay again? I wish I lived on the International Date Line and this would all go away.

[DaveW]

Wonder if I can get the game from my flight. Nothing like yelling 'YESSSS!' and 'NOOOOO!' from 30,000 ft.

 

I am on a flight as well now, looks like I can get it on MLBtv with wifi. Hopefully MY Southwest Airlines flight to Laguardia ends up a tad bit smother than the one earlier that ended up delaying this one a couple hours....

[Riverbrian]

The game is on... Now I gotta go to bed

[DaveW]

Sixty five posts and the game is only now just about to start.

I'm sure it will slow down after the twins are down 7-2 after 2 innings.

[Squirrel]

Okay. Free booze on the plane. Glad I didn't spend money on it at the airport! Let the game begin!

[PseudoSABR]

Well, that's a heck of lineup, anyways.

[snepp]

I just realized Bernier hit 2nd.

 

 

 

Twins Baseball™!

[James]

Well, at least we don't have to worry about being no hit tonight.

[snepp]

Here we go with the 2-strike hitting narrative again.

 

 

 

At least DickRoy didn't waste any time firing up the hyperbole machine.

[Guest USAFChief]

I just realized Bernier hit 2nd.

 

 

 

Twins Baseball™!

You shoulda blinked, you'd have missed it.

[twinsnorth49]

a night in the box? that's way more than my wife offers me.

 

I guess you're no Cool Hand Luke.....

[Riverbrian]

I see the early signs of daylight fading in Grand Forks. It's gonna head west.

[buckninetyone]

I'm watching a documentary waiting for the game.

 

Sea Turtles return to the beach en masse and each sea turtle will dig a hole on the beach and lay 100 to 200 eggs.

 

Tens of thousands of sea turtles hatch and dig themselves out of the hole and must crawl 100 yards to the safety of the sea while being picked off one by one by predators.

 

1 to 5 percent make the sea... The rest are food.

 

Sounds like life in the minor leagues.

 

really uplifting. think i'll go watch old yeller to cheer myself up.

[twinsnorth49]

and....we're off.

[Gibby]

I guess you're no Cool Hand Luke.....

 

"What we have here is failure to communicate".

[Guest USAFChief]

I see the early signs of daylight fading in Grand Forks. It's gonna head west.

Grand Forks is gonna head west? Flooding again?

[CairoCrown]

I see the early signs of daylight fading in Grand Forks. It's gonna head west.

Grand Forks: Where people in East Grand Forks send their sunlight.

[ashbury]

The game hasn't started and I've been booed.

 

Welcome to Joe Mauer's world.

[Riverbrian]

Mauer mound visit transcript:

 

Joe: Sam you are missing inside

Sam: They looked like strikes.

Joe: Look how the camera is positioned in CF... It's a bad camera angle... It's almost Left Center Field

Sam: Ok... I'll throw a little more to the right.

[twinsnorth49]

Deduno doing his best P.J. Walters impersonation.

[ashbury]

Sixty five posts and the game is only now just about to start.

 

That's cuz all you CDT folks are about to call it a night and head to bed.

[James]

I see we have the wild and not so effective Deduno thus far this game.

[ashbury]

a night in the box? that's way more than my wife offers me.

 

Second prize: two nights.

[Guest USAFChief]

I like the way this road trip has started.