Game Thread: Twins@Angels 7/22 9:05PM

[Squirrel]

Well, so far my dish of warmed nuts and my beverage served in a real glass is better than the game

[buckninetyone]

Here we go with the 2-strike hitting narrative again.

 

 

 

At least DickRoy didn't waste any time firing up the hyperbole machine.

 

*googles hyperbole*

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...

 

TOTALLY!

[ashbury]

I just realized Bernier had the privilege of making an out 2nd.

 

ftfy^TM

[James]

Well, so far my dish of warmed nuts and my beverage served in a real glass is better than the game

Why is it you can make a comment about warmed nuts and it's ok, but if I do it... close to getting a temporary ban?

 

It's an unfair world.

[Squirrel]

Why is it you can make a comment about warmed nuts and it's ok, but if I do it... close to getting a temporary ban?

 

It's an unfair world.

Because they know I'm an innocent

[Willihammer]

Come on Samwell. Strikes!

[snepp]

Well that was exciting.

[ashbury]

I see the early signs of daylight fading in Grand Forks. It's gonna head west.

 

This concludes our avant garde poetry reading for tonight. Thank you for coming.

[diehardtwinsfan]

really uplifting. think i'll go watch old yeller to cheer myself up.

 

Judging by the avatars, I think watching the Red Wedding again would be the best cheer.

[James]

Because they know I'm an innocent

Touché.

[Guest USAFChief]

I just realized Bernier hit 2nd.

 

 

 

Twins Baseball™!

In all seriousness, can someone give me a reason why Bernier is even on the 40 man roster, much less the 25 man roster, and IN THE STARTING LINEUP?

 

This team is supposed to be working toward 2014 and beyond, right? Hasn't Ryan specifically said that dreams of contention in 2013 were just that, dreams?

 

What possible use to future Twins teams is Bernier?

[CairoCrown]

Judging by the avatars, I think watching the Red Wedding again would be the best cheer.

Gods those were the days!

[ashbury]

Why is it you can make a comment about warmed nuts and it's ok, but if I do it... close to getting a temporary ban?

 

It's an unfair world.

 

Have you tried lipstick?

[Guest USAFChief]

This concludes our avant garde poetry reading for tonight. Thank you for coming.

 

Up in the 'forks, they like to call those things "slams."

 

//snaps fingers repeatedly//

[Riverbrian]

In all seriousness, can someone give me a reason why Bernier is even on the 40 man roster, much less the 25 man roster, and IN THE STARTING LINEUP?

 

This team is supposed to be working toward 2014 and beyond, right? Hasn't Ryan specifically said that dreams of contention in 2013 were just that, dreams?

 

What possible use to future Twins teams is Bernier?

 

Bernier is gonna OPS over 1,000 and then it will be obvious.

[ashbury]

Because they know I'm an innocent

 

It's because they understood the part about the dish to be a threat.

[diehardtwinsfan]

Gods those were the days!

 

You're too fat for your armor.

[Guest USAFChief]

Repeat above, insert Colabello's name.

[Riverbrian]

Up in the 'forks, they like to call those things "slams."

 

//snaps fingers repeatedly//

 

Yeah... We created the Cheetos Cat.

[CairoCrown]

You're too fat for your armor.

Then grab the breastplate stretcher.

[Squirrel]

It's because they understood the part about the dish to be a threat.

Heh, making a comment like that did cross my mind but decided I'd rather be thought adorable than scary

[Guest USAFChief]

Have you tried lipstick?

I would make a joke about lipstick and warmed nuts but that would get me banned.

[ashbury]

Up in the 'forks, they like to call those things "slams."

 

//snaps fingers repeatedly//

 

Last time they had one of those, Maynard G Krebs got two broken ribs.

[Riverbrian]

In all seriousness, can someone give me a reason why Bernier is even on the 40 man roster, much less the 25 man roster, and IN THE STARTING LINEUP?

 

This team is supposed to be working toward 2014 and beyond, right? Hasn't Ryan specifically said that dreams of contention in 2013 were just that, dreams?

 

What possible use to future Twins teams is Bernier?

 

I don't mind Bernier getting a start. Its a big night for him.

 

However... Thomas is starting to bug me.

[CairoCrown]

Heh, making a comment like that did cross my mind but decided I'd rather be thought adorable than scary

Careful for that one. She's a predator posing as a house pet.

[Riverbrian]

I don't mind Bernier getting a start. Its a big night for him.

 

However... Thomas is starting to bug me.

 

Yes... It worked.

[Squirrel]

Lol. Okay, in honour of you all, I declined a 2nd dish of warmed nuts

[ashbury]

Repeat above, insert Colabello's name.

 

You sentimental old softie, you.

[twinsnorth49]

Cleeeeeetttttusss!!!

[CairoCrown]

However... Thomas is starting to bug me.

Reverse jinx?