Game Thread: Indians@Twins 7/19 7:10PM

[Riverbrian]

Nice play by Florimon.

[Willihammer]

Welp, just polished off my new favorite ice cream. Stoneridge's Lemon Graham Crumble. Mmm Mmm.

[Riverbrian]

Doug Bernier grabbed Pete Redfern's old number I see. According to my roster.

 

17. Doug Bernier

9. Lipstick

[Riverbrian]

Welp, just polished off my new favorite ice cream. Stoneridge's Lemon Graham Crumble. Mmm Mmm.

 

Well... That's all I need... I'm gonna get some Caramel Swirl out of the freezer.

[diehardtwinsfan]

Omg Italian speaking men???? <swoooon>

 

translate.google.com

 

Anyone can speak Italian in a forum...

[Willihammer]

translate.google.com

 

Anyone can speak Italian in a forum...

 

Shhh

[diehardtwinsfan]

My iPhone. I copied the photo then tried to paste but nothing happened

 

When you post, do an advanced post instead of a quick reply. There's an icon that looks like a paper clip. That will allow you to browse photos... then click the post inline button.

 

Oh, and iPhones suck...

[TheLeviathan]

Welp, just polished off my new favorite ice cream. Stoneridge's Lemon Graham Crumble. Mmm Mmm.

 

Damn...that sounds fantastic.

[Willihammer]

Well... That's all I need... I'm gonna get some Caramel Swirl out of the freezer.

 

Dish yourself some extra swirl. Its Friday, you earned it.

[Willihammer]

Damn...that sounds fantastic.

 

I promise, it does not disappoint

[Riverbrian]

Ten Things found in a Woman's purse:

 

1. Money

2. Gum

3. Advil

4. Cell Phone

5. Perfume

6. Sun Block

7. Car Keys

8. My self esteem

9. Lipstick

[Willihammer]

What the heck is that trainer cutting off Swisher's body?

[diehardtwinsfan]

What the heck is that trainer cutting off Swisher's body?

 

Nishi's shin?

[Willihammer]

I guess that was payback for ball 4 to Plouffe.

[Bark's Lounge]

Ten Things found in a Woman's purse:

 

1. Money

2. Gum

3. Advil

4. Cell Phone

5. Perfume

6. Sun Block

7. Car Keys

8. My self esteem

9. Lipstick

 

10. My phone number

[Riverbrian]

10. My phone number

 

I just got beat again... Didn't I?

[twinsnorth49]

Oh la la. Je parle Francais, un peu

 

Vous faites? Merveilleux! Nous pouvons faire l'amusement de RiverBrian et de Chief ensembe!

[twinsnorth49]

I just got beat again... Didn't I?

 

Yes....... yes you did.

[Ultima Ratio]

En peu de français est trop français.

[Willihammer]

My Diamond-Sense tells me if Pelfrey goes back out for the 6th it will be disastrous.

[Bark's Lounge]

I just got beat again... Didn't I?

 

Even a Low Life gets lucky sometimes.

[Riverbrian]

What the heck is that trainer cutting off Swisher's body?

 

Lipstick

[Willihammer]

Lipstick

 

Lol he was giving a deathgrip to some pliers there.

 

Dick was like "Swisher having something.. cut off.. his... body... (crickets)."

[Riverbrian]

Vous faites? Merveilleux! Nous pouvons faire l'amusement de RiverBrian et de Chief ensembe!

 

I had to run that through the translator... It came out as:

 

You Empty-headed animal Chief... Riverbrian farts in your General Direction. Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries.

[ashbury]

All right, you leave me no choice but the Nuclear Option.

 

11. Lipstick

 

/ because, you know, this one goes to 11

[Riverbrian]

Even a Low Life gets lucky sometimes.

 

Thats almost a Tom Petty song.

[Riverbrian]

All right, you leave me no choice but the Nuclear Option.

 

11. Lipstick

 

/ because, you know, this one goes to 11

 

I don't think it will work

 

9. Lipstick is just funnier than 11. Lipstick

[Winston Smith]

TK really knows where his paycheck comes from.

[ashbury]

Carnac: Lipstick.

Ed: Lipstick.

Carnac: Lipstick.

Ed: Lipstick.

Carnac: [pause] Yes, I think we're clear on this part of the routine.

Ed: My apologies o Wise One, your answer had a certain je ne sais quoi.

Carnac: May a crazed Italian mail a French post card to your daughter.

Ed: Hey-yo! The envelope, please?

Carnac: On the coldest winter day in Grand Forks, what happens when you kiss a lamppost?

[Bark's Lounge]

Thats almost a Tom Petty song.

What about Merle Haggard?