Game Thread: Indians@Twins 7/19 7:10PM

[Willihammer]

Chris Colabello... You gotta protect Son...

 

Cant expect them to swing at every fastball down the middle of the plate with two strikes late in a tie game with a runner on 2nd.

[ashbury]

That was the wildest pitch I've seen in awhile.

 

You haven't seen any ShamWow commercials lately then.

[ashbury]

The official scorer can't save you this time, Cletus.

 

Some folk'll never strike out, but then again some folk'll.

[ashbury]

Welcome back, Burton.

 

Interesting he gets the 7th and Fien the 8th. Was this announced in advance in some way?

[snepp]

Way to go DickBerTom, talk about how Fien hasn't walked anybody.

[Riverbrian]

Are you sure about that?

 

I thought Bakersfield was created because god wanted to balance out the southern half of California - too many liberals' date=' too much glitz, glamour, and fun in the sun.

 

God created Bakersfield in the image of Oklahoma and planted a plethora of Meth Crops and created the Bakersfield man and woman in the image of the stereotypical Oklahoman.

 

That is how my bible reads.

 

[b']Disclaimer: I am the author of my bible[/b]

 

Thats kinda true... Bakersfield started as a stopover. It was Oklahoma Women... Who said... "Stop this Wagon!!! I'm going no further!!! I've been sitting on this dusty board Bouncing And bouncing and bouncing... It's hot... There were Indians shooting at us and I'm tired of eating Jerky. That's it!!! I'm done... Unload this wagon right here... Right now"!!!

[snepp]

Interesting he gets the 7th and Fien the 8th. Was this announced in advance in some way?

 

Welcome to two weeks ago.

 

 

And in other news...

[Bark's Lounge]

Chris Colabello... You gotta protect Son...

 

True dat.

[snepp]

Speaking of "other" news, I know this individual much better than I care to admit.

[Willihammer]

I didn't think Mauer had a chance. Heckuva throw

[Riverbrian]

Great throw by Mauer

[ashbury]

Welcome to two weeks ago.

 

 

And in other news...

 

Pony Express is a little slow this far west.

[snepp]

Pony Express is a little slow this far west.

 

You guys should look into carrier loons, I hear they're all the rage in Canada.

[Riverbrian]

Speaking of "other" news, I know this individual much better than I care to admit.

 

Thats why Small Town life is better... In Minneapolis... That isn't even a story... In a smaller town like Mankato... Big News... And Snepp will know who you are.

[Riverbrian]

You guys should look into carrier loons, I hear they're all the rage in Canada.

 

Yeah... Lake Tahoe... Canada... Same Psychography.

[Willihammer]

Classic. Risk the 3rd out at 3rd base? No problem. Dig for 2nd on a gapper? Naw too risky.

[GCTF]

How does he not go to second? I blame every currently banned TD poster for it.

[ashbury]

Speaking of "other" news, I know this individual much better than I care to admit.

 

while intoxicated

 

Can't say there was any chance of seeing that coming.

[GCTF]

lulz.

[ashbury]

How does he not go to second? I blame every currently banned TD poster for it.

 

You're saying that a few dozen more "Terry Ryan needs to be fired!" interruptions of threads would have gotten Florimon to second?

[snepp]

Swisher: "What did you do that for?"

 

Glove: "Ha-ha!"

[Ultima Ratio]

Swisher, former Yankee(s)^TM

[Ultima Ratio]

Twins baseball^​TM

[ashbury]

Yeah... Lake Tahoe... Canada... Same Psychography.

 

We have our share of loons in Nevada, don't worry.

[GCTF]

You're saying that a few dozen more "Terry Ryan needs to be fired!" interruptions of threads would have gotten Florimon to second?

 

I guess we'll never know.

[Riverbrian]

It's good to have baseball back... Last night I had to watch the Wizard of Oz with my wife.

 

I noticed something that I didn't notice before.

 

At the end of the movie... Dorothy says to the Scarecrow. "I think I'll miss you most of all".

 

My wife says "ahh that's nice".

 

And I'm thinking... She just said that in front of the Tin Man and Lion!!!

 

What a horrible little child!!!

 

Probably broke the Tin Mans new heart right there.

[ashbury]

Trademark^TM

[Bark's Lounge]

Well, at least Trev didn't hit into a triple play.

[ashbury]

It's good to have baseball back... Last night I had to watch the Wizard of Oz with my wife.

 

I noticed something that I didn't notice before.

 

At the end of the movie... Dorothy says to the Scarecrow. "I think I'll miss you most of all".

 

My wife says "ahh that's nice".

 

And I'm thinking... She just said that in front of the Tin Man and Lion!!!

 

What a horrible little child!!!

 

Probably broke the Tin Mans new heart right there.

 

She made up for it, though, by not cursing out the Good Witch who tells her "oh, you could have gone home any time, just by clicking your heels."

[GCTF]

Morneau trade value update....now worth slighty more than my old 26 inch console TV.