Game Thread: Indians@Twins 7/19 7:10PM

[Willihammer]

Alright Colabello. Chance for redemption here.

[glunn]

Current Morneau trade value update...one chocolate bar that was left in your car on a 100 degree day.

 

I was reading this when he doubled a minute ago. Are we now up to a 95 degree day.

[ashbury]

Swisher: "What did you do that for?"

 

Glove: "Ha-ha!"

 

"What do Nick Swisher and Michael Jackson have in common?"

[glunn]

"What do Nick Swisher and Michael Jackson have in common?"

 

Wearing one glove, never two?

[ashbury]

Wearing one glove, never two?

 

Pretty much. "They both wear a glove on just one hand, for no apparent reason."

[Riverbrian]

Florimon! Love it... That's Baseball... You win games that way!

[glunn]

It's good to have baseball back... Last night I had to watch the Wizard of Oz with my wife.

 

I noticed something that I didn't notice before.

 

At the end of the movie... Dorothy says to the Scarecrow. "I think I'll miss you most of all".

 

My wife says "ahh that's nice".

 

And I'm thinking... She just said that in front of the Tin Man and Lion!!!

 

What a horrible little child!!!

 

Probably broke the Tin Mans new heart right there.

 

The wicked witch was right about her all along.

 

I am always thankful that my wife does not have any flying monkeys.

 

Florimon should be tonight's MVP -- this kid is giving his all and making great plays.

[Squirrel]

This is a test ...

[Riverbrian]

She made up for it, though, by not cursing out the Good Witch who tells her "oh, you could have gone home any time, just by clicking your heels."

 

And if she would have simply told her to click them when she pulled them off the dead house crushed witches feet.

 

Dark Side of the Moon would have been much shorter!!!

[ashbury]

This is a test ...

 

You passed.

[glunn]

This is a test ...

 

I have seen that floor. You are at the Luxor?

[Squirrel]

Yes, post pictures.....please.....not of the sandal shop.

Ok, that test was for you tn49

[ashbury]

I have seen that floor. You are at the Luxor?

 

National Problem Gambling Helpline Network (800-522-4700), my brother.

[glunn]

Glad to get the win.

[Bark's Lounge]

Since Chief isn't around, I hope no one gets offended if I say this:

 

Winnah!!!

[ashbury]

Ok, that test was for you tn49

 

Careful you don't click the heels; they might take you to Kansas.

[Squirrel]

I have seen that floor. You are at the Luxor?

Red Rocks Resort and Casino

[buckninetyone]

worst baseball movies of all time: trouble with the curve. that's about it.

[ashbury]

Nice game. Overmatched by the starter, but they hung in and kept it close, so that better things could come in the late innings.

[Riverbrian]

Red Rocks Resort and Casino

 

Glorm... The Luxor Floor looks much different up close after passing out.

[glunn]

National Problem Gambling Helpline Network (800-522-4700), my brother.

 

I have gone days in Vegas without placing a bet. I prefer the living art museum and the buffets.

[ashbury]

Glorm... The Luxor Floor looks much different up close after passing out.

 

That's the beauty of a really good hanging curve - so many good ways to go with it.

[snepp]

and the buffets.

 

Which may explain your familiarity with the bathrooms.

[Bark's Lounge]

This is a test ...

 

Hey, I have those exact same sandals. I have been wearing them a lot this summer.

[ashbury]

I have gone days in Vegas without placing a bet. I prefer the living art museum and the buffets.

 

I have gone days in Vegas without seeing civilization in any way shape or form.

[Riverbrian]

This is a test ...

 

Is that you at the Pool or in the Shower?

[ashbury]

Hey' date=' I have those exact same sandals. [/quote']

 

Same pedi too?

[Riverbrian]

I spent two days in Vegas and it was all in one day.

[glunn]

Red Rocks Resort and Casino

 

Have you been to Vegas before? If not, then there may be some helpful tips you should know, such as never use your real name.

[ashbury]

Have you been to Vegas before? If not, then there may be some helpful tips you should know, such as never use your real name.

 

Yes CTTF. Tell them you are "glunn".