Twins (Woods Richardson) Vs Nationals (Irvin) : 4/7/26 12:05 pm CDT

[Patzky]

Battled back. I guess that's something. 

[Twins_Fan_in_NJ]

Caratini 🤮

[USAFChief]

Just now, Patzky said:

Well darn

Let's clean up the extreme foul language kthanks.

[Patzky]

Just now, USAFChief said:

Let's clean up the extreme foul language kthanks.

Sorry 

Gosh darn.

[sampleSizeOfOne]

Just now, USAFChief said:

Let's clean up the extreme foul language kthanks.

Is that really how birds speak?

[mrtwinsfan]

4 minutes ago, Patzky said:

Lot of pinching going on here. 🤞 

[USAFChief]

Just now, Patzky said:

Sorry 

Gosh darn.

Joe? Joe Mauer? That you??

[Patzky]

Hmm Caratini not Bell at first? Ok..

[Patzky]

Just now, mrtwinsfan said:

Eventually something has to give. Whether it's Banda or Bladder.

[Twins_Fan_in_NJ]

This guy Ruiz was awful the entire season...until today.

[Patzky]

Fun while it lasted. Da Pen.

Can't Middle Middle that stuff sir

 

[mrtwinsfan]

Just now, Patzky said:

Eventually something has to give. Whether it's Banda or Bladder.

or Klein

[sampleSizeOfOne]

Now there is the theoretical minimum batters faced to lose the lead.

[USAFChief]

2 minutes ago, sampleSizeOfOne said:

Is that really how birds speak?

Only when they're too chicken to talk turkey. 

[Twins_Fan_in_NJ]

Middle-middle in the low 90's...

[Aggies7]

Couple years ago a game like this would have ruined my day. Now I just chuckle 

[Patzky]

1 minute ago, Twins_Fan_in_NJ said:

Middle-middle in the low 90's...

The strike zone is something to be respected not espoused.

[The Great Hambino]

1 minute ago, USAFChief said:

Only when they're too chicken to talk turkey. 

That info's gonna be tough for them to swallow

[Patzky]

Warm up Garcia

 For his cursing call.

[The Great Hambino]

Maybe Klein is more of a one inning guy

[USAFChief]

3 minutes ago, Patzky said:

Hmm Caratini not Bell at first? Ok..

Bell PH in Wallner's spot, then they pinch ran Outman for Bell. Outman to RF. Caratini PH for Rocket Jr.

[Twins_Fan_in_NJ]

Just now, The Great Hambino said:

Maybe Klein is more of a one inning guy

And AAA guy...

[USAFChief]

1 minute ago, The Great Hambino said:

That info's gonna be tough for them to swallow

They'll just duck the whole controversy. 

[Patzky]

New bullpen staff.

[Aggies7]

1 minute ago, The Great Hambino said:

Maybe Klein is more of a one inning guy

An improvement over the zero inning guys we have a lot of 

[Patzky]

Must be saving Orze for Cleveland. Or our new secret weapon.

[The Great Hambino]

1 minute ago, USAFChief said:

They'll just duck the whole controversy. 

Dang it, I got nothin.  Bird puns are my albatross

[Patzky]

2 minutes ago, USAFChief said:

Bell PH in Wallner's spot, then they pinch ran Outman for Bell. Outman to RF. Caratini PH for Rocket Jr.

Thanks you're right.

[Church of Kreidler]

1 minute ago, USAFChief said:

They'll just duck the whole controversy. 

All of these puns are just fowl...

[Patzky]

You can't make this stuff up.