For One Brief, Terrifying Moment, Twins Fan Pities Mets Fans

[RandBalls Stu]

Image courtesy of Flickr/Scott Smith

Adam Prokosch didn't see it coming.

"The Twins had just knocked [Mets closer] Devin Williams out of the game," said the Maple Plain resident. "The new reliever got an out, and the fans started yelling 'MVP! MVP!' The depths of their misery had sunk them to the point where they were doing loud sarcasm. That's never good.

"I remember doing that at a Vikings game when Blair Walsh made an extra point. You're really in a vulnerable place when you're doing that. And that's when it happened: I felt bad for Mets fans."

Prokosch remembers the sensation with vivid clarity.

"You have the second-highest payroll in baseball, but you're still second banana in your home market. You're on your longest losing streak in 25 years, and you're about to lose to a team that just slashed payroll by $30 million. Your high-priced bullpen is going to lose to a team that forgot to staff one. I imagined how awful that would feel. A gut punch after a kidney punch."

The moment passed quickly.

"I don't know what came over me. It won't happen again."

Despite that assurance, Prokosch's loved ones are worried.

"You can't just say you feel bad for Mets fans out loud," said Charlie Johnson, Prokosch's co-worker. "Keep an intrusive thought like that tucked away inside. Other people can hear you. They might spiral, too."

"When the Mets won on Wednesday and they reacted like they won the Super Bowl and an Olympic gold medal at the same time, I almost felt bad like Adam did," said Rachel Ryan, Prokosch's girlfriend. "Think of the years of self-loathing that lead you to that exact point. But you have to remember that it's the Mets. It's a Hell of their own making. They've chosen this perverse path of their own free will. Empathy is a wonderful thing, but you can't just parcel it out willy-nilly."

For his part, Prokosch said he's learned from the experience and is ready to move on.

"They're already nine games out of first and there's still a week left in April," exclaimed Prokosch. "The owner is actually spending money on the team! Meanwhile, the Twins probably have to pay for their own sunflower seeds. I should laugh at the dark humor of it all. Please don't let this moment of weakness define how you think of me. I've learned and I'm growing."

Obligingly, the Mets and their fans prevailed over the Twins in a seesaw contest Thursday night, making it easy to resent them all over again. The winning hit was a bases-clearing double by Bo Bichette, who will make more this season than Byron Buxton, Ryan Jeffers, Joe Ryan, Josh Bell and Bailey Ober (the Twins' five highest-paid active players) combined.

"[Forget] that guy," Prokosch said. "[Forget] them all."

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[Brandon]

I love the last part about the game winning hit by Bichette.....  And how the Mets high priced bullpen was about to lose to the Twins who forgot to staff their pen....  

 

 

[weitz41]

My favorite part has to be "The Twins probably have to pay for their own sunflower seeds." Thanks for the laugh, Stu

[nclahammer]

"Willy-nilly" is a highly underutilized phrase.

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On 4/25/2026 at 7:39 AM, nclahammer said:

"Willy-nilly" is a highly underutilized phrase.

Are suggesting it should be used willy-nilly?