Rays (Martinez) vs Twins (Woods Richardson): 4/5/26, 1:10pm

[The Great Hambino]

Harry Doyle: One hit, that's all we got? One goddamn hit?

Manager of Dunder Mifflin Albany branch: You can't say goddamn on the air.

Doyle: Don't worry, nobody is listening anyway

[ashbury]

So Topa's gonna be our 9th inning specialist du jour?

[Peter]

Time for a late inning win!!!

[shortround81]

5 minutes ago, ashbury said:

For his benefit, or for yours?  😁

Certainly not mine. I'm not the one getting a Rolex for my MLB career

[ashbury]

2 minutes ago, Peter said:

Time for a late inning win!!!

Too late now for an early inning blowout, so I'd take that.

[Patzky]

21 minutes ago, Peter said:

Also why is target field so empty? I know it’s Easter but???

When did Jax leave?

[stringer bell]

7.5 innings and only 8 Ks. Sorta like the old days. 

[ashbury]

1 minute ago, shortround81 said:

Certainly not mine. I'm not the one getting a Rolex for my MLB career

Tangible rewards are not the only reward.

[shortround81]

6 minutes ago, The Great Hambino said:

I can't beat this one, so I'm not even gonna try

Nobody likes a quitter **looks directly at the Minnesota Twins front office**

[stringer bell]

1 minute ago, shortround81 said:

Certainly not mine. I'm not the one getting a Rolex for my MLB career

I think they were talk in’ ‘bout the six-pack. 

[UpstateNewYorker]

with the lack of hitting this game is really  moving along. Not even two hours and we're in the bottom of the 8th.  

[ashbury]

2 minutes ago, Patzky said:

When did Jax leave?

Yeah, the newspapers really buried the lede last off-season, or whenever it happened.

[The Great Hambino]

2 minutes ago, stringer bell said:

7.5 innings and only 8 Ks. Sorta like the old days. 

Certainly explains the offensive bonanza we're seeing today

[Patzky]

1 minute ago, UpstateNewYorker said:

with the lack of hitting this game is really  moving along. Not even two hours and we're in the bottom of the 8th.  

Two dollar beers and two hour games..

[Patzky]

Kae-lin

Kae-lin

[USAFChief]

11 minutes ago, shortround81 said:

Banned from the zoo

This was indeed much better than my answer:

 

"A walkie talkie"

[Peter]

Need brooks to get rbi and win game!

[Patzky]

2 minutes ago, Peter said:

Need brooks to get rbi and win game!

He did good for him. 

[Peter]

Why is Royce not playing today???

[shortround81]

2 minutes ago, USAFChief said:

This was indeed much better than my answer:

 

"A walkie talkie"

TD after Chief delivers a punchline 

[USAFChief]

Just now, shortround81 said:

TD after Chief delivers a punchline 

This really bugs me

 

[Patzky]

Woof woof

[shortround81]

Just now, USAFChief said:

This really bugs me

 

**sighs**

[IndyTwinsFan]

And the offensive feebleness continues. 

[ashbury]

2 minutes ago, USAFChief said:

This really bugs me

 

Getting antsy over this tight game, huh?

[USAFChief]

For easter my grandkids got me shoes made of banana peels.

 

.....

 

 

Yup, slippers.

[Peter]

Need shutdown inning and get buxton walk off hr!!!

[ashbury]

14 minutes ago, ashbury said:

So Topa's gonna be our 9th inning specialist du jour?

Color me surprised.

[Patzky]

It's ours if we want it..

[ashbury]

1 minute ago, Peter said:

Need shutdown inning and get buxton walk off hr!!!

A Wallner solo shot, even if they bring in a lefty, wouldn't be out of the question.