Game Thread: Twins @ Blue Jays, 7/5 - 6:07pm

[TheLeviathan]

it's another example of how our announcers aren't prepared for their games. And they're always eager to push 'the Twins way'

 

The whole time I was thinking how Coomer seemed to relish taking a dig at those cheating homerun hitters by dogpiling the first fundamental he could as if the Twins dont have their own issues.

[Guest USAFChief]

 

They had that crazy guy frying eggs on sidewalks and timing the melting of ice cream and tootsie pops.

 

I prefer to fry my eggs on the seat of my car.

 

So to speak.

[diehardtwinsfan]

That one was hung... Wasn't it...

 

ok, you can stop talking about me now.

[ThePuck]

the whole time i was thinking how coomer seemed to relish taking a dig at those cheating homerun hitters by dogpiling the first fundamental he could as if the twins dont have their own issues.

 

thank you!!!!

[ThePuck]

When will we see the Twins plow a catcher?

 

When will see a Twins player get pissed and get face to face with an ump?

 

When? When? When?

 

How would that help us?

[Riverbrian]

Encarnacion dogging it on that double.

 

Ummm... Most Dogs are actually kind of fast.

[Gibby]

How would that help us?

 

they might kiss.

[glunn]

When will we see the Twins plow a catcher?

 

When will see a Twins player get pissed and get face to face with an ump?

 

When? When? When?

 

When they get a different manager?

[GCTF]

Ouch.

[Riverbrian]

How would that help us?

 

Its what I do... To get things focused.

 

Golf Game a little off... I yell at the Beer Cart Gal that I didn't get enough change... I don't ask to play thru... I just drive the ball while the group in front is walking down the fairway.

 

Next thing I know... Birdie!!!

[Guest USAFChief]

Ratsafratz.

[Guest USAFChief]

Hey, I was too slow to get a pen and paper...anybody get the number from that hip replacement lawsuit advertisement?

[Riverbrian]

Hey, I was too slow to get a pen and paper...anybody get the number from that hip replacement lawsuit advertisement?

 

I didn't... But I believe it is Glorm's cell phone.

[Gibby]

Wow! That guy looked like a piranha.

[Guest USAFChief]

Great 0-2 pitch, Kev.

[Gibby]

I will mercifully go grill my salmon now, knowing I wont miss much. See you in the 7th.

[snepp]

Great 0-2 pitch, Kev.

 

Fine his ass.

[Riverbrian]

Great 0-2 pitch, Kev.

 

I'm more pissed about the walks!!!

[Riverbrian]

I will mercifully go grill my salmon now, knowing I wont miss much. See you in the 7th.

 

Salmon... The other Pink Meat!

[Guest USAFChief]

I will mercifully go grill my salmon now, knowing I wont miss much. See you in the 7th.

7th? We might not be out of the bottom of the 4th.

[Gibby]

his ass..Fine.

 

oops

[VATwinsFan]

I will mercifully go grill my salmon now, knowing I wont miss much. See you in the 7th.

 

Why would you want to come back?

 

At least the White Sox are also getting pounded.

[Guest USAFChief]

I'm more pissed about the walks!!!

Well, there's that, too.

 

It's hard for me to keep up with all the things I have to complain about.

 

Can we talk about Ginger v. Maryann?

 

Hell, can we talk about Lovey?

[Gibby]

Why would you want to come back?

 

At least the White Sox are also getting pounded.

 

Because I have faith that my club will come screaming back to life...but not until the 7th.

[Riverbrian]

Why would you want to come back?

 

At least the White Sox are also getting pounded.

 

Thanks... the White Sox getting pounded... Does indeed cheer me up.

[Guest USAFChief]

Fine his ass.

Proper punctuation is key to conveying meaning.

 

Try it like this: "Fine, his ass."

 

See? Now everyone knows exactly what you meant.

[Riverbrian]

Well, there's that, too.

 

It's hard for me to keep up with all the things I have to complain about.

 

Can we talk about Ginger v. Maryann?

 

Hell, can we talk about Lovey?

 

I strongly believe that the Professor was taken for Granted!!!

[VATwinsFan]

Hendricks (remember him) actually went 6 innings at Rochester without giving up a run.

 

Hope springs eternal!!

[Gibby]

Proper punctuation is key to conveying meaning.

 

Try it like this: "Fine, his ass."

 

See? Now everyone knows exactly what you meant.

 

His fine ass is one we haven't explored.

[VATwinsFan]

Because I have faith that my club will come screaming back to life...but not until the 7th.

 

I used to think like that.