Game Thread: Twins @ Blue Jays, 7/5 - 6:07pm

[GCTF]

This Burl?

 

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Photoshop a Twins hat on him and you couldn't tell one from the other.

[GCTF]

*suggestive post redacted*

 

PM me the redacted, suggestive post. I can handle it.

[Bark's Lounge]

I think Jimmie was gay.

 

Well, that is no surprise - Jimmy was lured to Living Island by a boat that worked for Witchiepoo due to the fact that Jimmy possesses a magic flute named Freddy.

[Riverbrian]

Well' date=' that is no surprise - Jimmy was lured to Living Island by a boat that worked for Witchiepoo due to the fact that Jimmy possesses a magic flute named Freddy.[/quote']

 

The Girls used to call me the Magic Flute... I was never sure why.

[Gibby]

The Girls used to call me the Magic Flute... I was never sure why.

 

So you mean they called you Freddy?

[Riverbrian]

So you mean they called you Freddy?

 

Only the 5 or 6 of them.... That I stalked!

[Riverbrian]

Doumit... At Bat... wasted.

[Bark's Lounge]

The Girls used to call me the Magic Flute... I was never sure why.

 

1. You are a good whistler

 

2. All of your dates entailed watching "The Smurfs and the Magic Flute" movie on all of your dates in the 1980's.

 

3. You have a magic flute... Oooo... gross.

[Riverbrian]

Morneau is swinging out of his shoes.

[snepp]

No DickCoom, they didn't have "every reason" to expect things to be all sunshine and rainbows going into 2011.

[Guest USAFChief]

Photoshop a Twins hat on him and you couldn't tell one from the other.

Sounds like something Snepp should be able to handle with one hand tied behind his back.

[Riverbrian]

Why do they call it Jerk Chicken?

[Gibby]

Why do they call it Jerk Chicken?

 

Why do they call them the Yankees?

[Riverbrian]

6 losses in a row... Pelfrey will be the stopper!!!

[buckninetyone]

 

/skillz

[glunn]

So this will make 6 in a row, and if the Twins can manage to get swept by the Astros, then next year's #1 pick looks like it may be in the bag.

[snepp]

Sounds like something Snepp should be able to handle with one hand tied behind his back.

 

[Riverbrian]

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Snepp you clearly win the competition... However... I like Buck 91's better because his looks like a very serious hat accident has taken place.

[jokin]

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Thanks for reminding me about the Gnome...I need to book a trip out East to watch more entertaining baseball...I don't care....just somewhere East where even the last place teams (Toronto and Miami) own us.

[jokin]

2-7 so far, on the 18-game Stretch of Death heading into the All-Star break.

 

6-12 looks a little optimistic right about now.

[jokin]

6 losses in a row... Pelfrey will be the stopper!!!

 

We had a stopper, he's working his way towards a Top 5 finish in the Cy Young balloting right about now..... and legitimate postseason possibilities.

[jokin]

You know it's going bad when the Twins post-game consists of an offseason signing by the Wild and Marnie pimping some new athletic facility opening up in Sioux Falls, SD- apparently sponsored by Sanford Health- so just an extended commercial.

[Squirrel]

Sorry I missed the banter. Not sorry I missed the game. 14 hrs of driving today and in Manchester, TN. Tomorrow Ft. Myers. Sunday Chicago.

[snepp]

14 hours of driving > watching Twins play the Blue Jays = watching Twins play the Yankees

[Bark's Lounge]

Why do they call it Jerk Chicken?

 

It's a secret. A secret you probably do not want to know.

[buckninetyone]

14 hours of driving > watching Twins play the Blue Jays = watching Twins play the Yankees

 

14 hrs of carving an ass groove in the couch. i win!

[jokin]

14 hours of driving > watching Twins play the Blue Jays = watching Twins play the Yankees...

 

....(and also quite possibly next week) = watching the Twins play the Rays...