Game Thread: Twins vs. Mommy, Make the Bad Men Stop, 7/2 - 7:10pm

[Guest USAFChief]

I claim special consideration. 14 hrs driving today. Yes, I'm playing the 'poor me' card

 

It's easy to grin, when your ship has come in, and you've the stock market beat. But the librarian worthwhile, is the librarian who can smile, when her shorts are too tight in the seat.

[glunn]

I claim special consideration. 14 hrs driving today. Yes, I'm playing the 'poor me' card

 

I am hugging you in my heart.

[Guest USAFChief]

This has been said before, by RB among others...Parmelee has a lot of trouble catching up to good fastballs.

[Willihammer]

It's easy to grin, when your ship has come in, and you've the stock market beat. But the librarian worthwhile, is the librarian who can smile, when her shorts are too tight in the seat.

R Erney Lee is that you?

[Riverbrian]

I am hugging you in my heart.

 

Well that's gonna out perform the Maggot idea of mine.

[glunn]

This has been said before, by RB among others...Parmelee has a lot of trouble catching up to good fastballs.

 

It looked to me like the ball caught the inside corner and missed the good part of the bat.

[Riverbrian]

I am hugging you in my heart.

 

ChiTown... Run Run Very Fast... You will get blood all over you.

[Willihammer]

Well Hicks swang that time. Progress

[glunn]

Well that's gonna out perform the Maggot idea of mine.

 

I had a terrible day and can feel her pain.

[Riverbrian]

This has been said before, by RB among others...Parmelee has a lot of trouble catching up to good fastballs.

 

Which is why he is vulnerable to the high fastball and tends to do much better with the low fastball.

[Guest USAFChief]

R Erney Lee is that you?

R Erney Smalls.

[Riverbrian]

I had a terrible day and can feel her pain.

 

Glorm... I'm pretty sure you don't deserve terrible days.

[Guest USAFChief]

Well Hicks swang that time. Progress

Well, he is 1 for 3 with a double and a run scored.

[Willihammer]

R Erney Smalls.

 

I have no idea who this is. Is he older or younger than Doris Day at 93?

[Guest USAFChief]

Is he older or younger than Doris Day at 93?

Yes.

[Top Gun]

What a bunch of losers U R!

[Guest USAFChief]

I must be getting old. I thought everyone would recognize that quote.

[glunn]

Is seems to me that suicide squeeze = evidence of killer instinct that is consistent with a winning mentality.

[Guest USAFChief]

Ell oh ell. Parmelee turns a soft double into a triple, then a check swing hit through the infield. It's like the Yankees are playing Twins baseball.

[GCTF]

There's just no stopping whatshisface.

[Willihammer]

What a bunch of losers U R!

 

Are you talking to us or did Ken Rosenthal tweet that?

[Squirrel]

Aww you guys are sweethearts!

[Guest USAFChief]

Aww you guys are sweethearts!

Leave me out of this. I barely know them.

[glunn]

What a bunch of losers U R!

 

You might want to clarify this post (or apologize) before I delete it and we ban you.

[Willihammer]

Sheesh, at least give us the courtesy of grunting once in a while Robinson

[snepp]

*sigh*

 

 

They say life is unpredictable.

 

 

 

I call bull****. Who didn't see this coming?

[Squirrel]

Heh my mom just changed the channel saying 'This is disgusting. I can't take it anymore!'

[TheLeviathan]

My "Pick up Yankees the week before they play the Twins" fantasy strategy = success.

[snepp]

I must be getting old. I thought everyone would recognize that quote.

 

http://theaposition.com/robertfagan/wp-content/uploads/sites/33/2011/06/judge_smails.jpg

[Willihammer]

This is totally unrelated but the headline gave me a chuckle

 

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Remember, when TWins failures get you down, there's always the Astros