Game Thread: Twins vs Royals, 6/28 - 7:10pm

[ashbury]

"Bases are loaded, Thomas on deck." I can't hear that enough.

 

Before mighty Casey can come to the plate, Blake needs to reach.

[buckninetyone]

caleb thielbar is an anagram of oihfvodneavinuabsuhbunfds

[ashbury]

Blaaargh is good... We all know it means $&*#

 

That's just a euphemism for ****.

[Riverbrian]

The Twins have got to be the worst team with the bases loaded. We always get out without any runs. For goodness sake, bases loaded and no outs!!! Come on!! I don't understand how we've won so many games after sucking so much in the clutch.

 

I wish I could come up with something funny for this. I can't...

[ashbury]

caleb thielbar is an anagram of oihfvodneavinuabsuhbunfds

 

RB, help me parse that string for bad words.

[Riverbrian]

That's just a euphemism for ****.

 

Glorm's fantasy.

[Squirrel]

I wish I could come up with something funny for this. I can't...

 

Some things are just too sad for humour.

[Badsmerf]

it's really difficult not to swear on here. I know one would just get asterisked out, but I still try to behave.

I swear more now that I'm not supposed to than I did when it was actually allowed. I do it more now to stand up against The Man. Little victories.

[Squirrel]

Blaaargh is good... We all know it means $&*#

 

Well, I need something stronger than oy.

[ashbury]

I swear more now that I'm not supposed to than I did when it was actually allowed. I do it more now to stand up against The Man. Little victories.

 

We'll look forward to your report, next time you get pulled over for going 45 in a 40 zone.

[Riverbrian]

RB, help me parse that string for bad words.

 

Something tells me that Buck 91 must have typed the anagram with the correct amount of letters and then he rested his forearm flat across the keyboard... Which caused extra letters... And... Then he hit post before he could correct it.

 

Case closed.

[ashbury]

Well, I need something stronger than oy.

 

Awright, that's a bannin'.

[Badsmerf]

The Twins have got to be the worst team with the bases loaded. We always get out without any runs. For goodness sake, bases loaded and no outs!!! Come on!! I don't understand how we've won so many games after sucking so much in the clutch.

The Twins need to channel Bill Clinton to wind up on the other side of this.

[Squirrel]

Awright, that's a bannin'.

 

Sheesh ... wonder what would happen to me if I were really trying to be bad.

[ashbury]

Well, I need something stronger than oy.

 

You could try iskey.

[nicksaviking]

caleb thielbar is an anagram of oihfvodneavinuabsuhbunfds

 

RB, help me parse that string for bad words.

 

Does another anagram for bush count?

[Riverbrian]

Sheesh ... wonder what would happen to me if I were really trying to be bad.

 

This is how those horrible stories on the nightly news begin.

[Squirrel]

ugh ... I'm up at 6am and have stayed up to watch this? I must really, really, REALLY love the Twins really, really, REALLY unconditionally. Or something.

[ashbury]

Sheesh ... wonder what would happen to me if I were really trying to be bad.

 

Pushy sub^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H Ay yi yi, you're trying to get me to ban myself, aren't you.

[Squirrel]

Pushy sub^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H Ay yi yi, you're trying to get me to ban myself, aren't you.

 

Heh, mebbe ... I'm very coy that way.

[ashbury]

Before mighty Casey can come to the plate, Blake needs to reach.

 

Update: Mighty Casey has, indeed, struck out.

[Squirrel]

Uh oh ... just thought of something ... who is broadcasting the game tomorrow night? It's not one of those so-called 'national' telecasts, is it?

[Badsmerf]

ugh ... I'm up at 6am and have stayed up to watch this? I must really, really, REALLY love the Twins really, really, REALLY unconditionally. Or something.

 

Worst. Decision. Ever.

 

Good news though, we found out LH hitters can still hit homeruns at TF.

[glunn]

That was not a good ending.

[Riverbrian]

Uh oh ... just thought of something ... who is broadcasting the game tomorrow night? It's not one of those so-called 'national' telecasts, is it?

 

I believe it is a National broadcast.

[ashbury]

That was not a good ending.

 

Quick and merciful, in my book. What's not to like.

[Riverbrian]

That was not a good ending.

 

And that ending was back in the first.

[buckninetyone]

what did you expect from pajama walters

[Squirrel]

I believe it is a National broadcast.

 

awwww ... really really blaaaaaaaargh ... wanted to see Gibson's first game ... even if I was at work ... major sighs!

[nicksaviking]

ugh ... I'm up at 6am and have stayed up to watch this? I must really, really, REALLY love the Twins really, really, REALLY unconditionally. Or something.

 

I assumed you stayed up for the same reason as the rest of us. To celebrate PJ Walters' farewell game and I assume his victory lap. This was almost as memorable as Ted Williams hitting a homer in his final plate appearance.