Twins (Woods Richardson) vs Rangers (Heaney): 8/16/24, 7:05pm

[USAFChief]

2 minutes ago, gregens said:

Nice *PA for Margo, as expected.

*AB

[gregens]

1 minute ago, USAFChief said:

*AB

Are there any ABs that aren't PAs?

[USAFChief]

Mrs Chief got a new car recently, and the technology is just too much. I mean, there's a little message on the dash for everything. And you need an index system to know what all these symbols even mean. It's completely out of control.

They even have a symbol now for when it's time to pull off the highway for a good long bathroom  break. 

[gregens]

23 minutes ago, TwinsCD said:

We like to pan our City Connect jerseys.  What kind of garbage is Texas wearing tonight?

The Texas uni's are not handsome, but the Twins City Connect uni's remind me of Howard Sprague trying to be groovy!

[BH67]

Brewers up 3-0 on Cleveland in the 1st.

[exeoud]

This offense is just going to suck until Buxton and Correa are back unfortunately.

[USAFChief]

The hell kinda 0-2 pitch is that?

[Aggies7]

Could have been 3-0, terrible 0-2 pitch 

[Aggies7]

At least the rangers uni’s have colors that are related to the team

[ziggy]

The Twins pitching coaches teach not wasting pitches, thus the seemingly oh so many 0-2 hits.

[exeoud]

Rangers are incredibly annoying to play, whole lineup is full of Twins killers.

[TwinsCD]

FOR THE LOVE OF TICONDEROGA!!!

[Aggies7]

Jeffers erased that ball from existence 

[TwinsCD]

Why'd we bring Julien up again if he's gonna leave the bat on the shoulder?

[mnfireman]

Same ol' Eddie....

[ziggy]

I wonder if anyone ever told Julian to protect the plate when you have 2 strikes?

[Aggies7]

Cory was talking Julien up just for him to K again

[SS MagicMark]

Margot's got to see more pitches than that. 

[exeoud]

Julien is beyond cooked, wouldn't want to sell low on him but I don't think he's ever going to figure it out again.

[exeoud]

Thank god that Jeffers ball barely squeaked out because this offense wouldn't have moved him off second base.

[CRF]

Eddie's got some kind of mental block happening. He just can't pull the trigger to swing. 

[Aggies7]

Crayon is one of those odd words that different parts of the country say differently 

[Aggies7]

1 minute ago, CRF said:

Eddie's got some kind of mental block happening. He just can't pull the trigger to swing. 

Maybe he should start reading centerfold interviews. If they still exist 

[gregens]

3 minutes ago, CRF said:

Eddie's got some kind of mental block happening. He just can't pull the trigger to swing. 

Just because they bring him back up, doesn't mean they have to play him.   Ask Carmargo.

[TwinsCD]

Sim is tempting fate with all of these meatballs.

[CRF]

3 minutes ago, Aggies7 said:

Maybe he should start reading centerfold interviews. If they still exist 

It exists 

 

[USAFChief]

Living dangerously, Sim

[Aggies7]

SWR living dangerously 

[Aggies7]

Just now, USAFChief said:

Living dangerously, Sim

You son of a 

[exeoud]

Ridiculous, Garcia has a below average OPS this year and turns into Barry Bonds against the Twins.