Yankees (Schmidt) vs Twins (Ryan): 5/16/24, 12:10pm

[USAFChief]

Oh come on, FFS. Four hitters in. 3 K's and a 15 foot nubber.

Pathetic.

[Twins_Fan_in_NJ]

Twins completely overmatched.

[Twins_Fan_in_NJ]

At least there won't be a no-hitter.

[RpR]

Before last year, there were several years where the Twins would  make a Yankee top pitcher look like it was batting practice but end up losing the game to the Yankee Bull-Pen.

[RpR]

Twins should lose the pathetic beards; they want to look like old men but play like a high-school B team.

[CRF]

2 hours ago, Twins_Fan_in_NJ said:

Looks like Castro's getting the start at 3B and Margot's in CF...

It's an easier throw to the stands for Willi at 3rd. 

[Aggies7]

8 straight plate appearances reaching base for judge 😂😂

[Twins_Fan_in_NJ]

They should just stop pitching to Judge.

[Twins_Fan_in_NJ]

Mind you, Yankee fans were booing this man two weeks ago. 

[USAFChief]

What is it we're supposed to be getting from Vazquez again?

[Parfigliano]

11 minutes ago, Twins_Fan_in_NJ said:

Twins completely overmatched.

In their heads

[Jocko87]

3 minutes ago, USAFChief said:

What is it we're supposed to be getting from Vazquez again?

OB%!!

[USAFChief]

When you get every ounce of it, and it dies just short of the warning track, that's not a good sign.

See Margot, Manny.

[Twins_Fan_in_NJ]

3 minutes ago, USAFChief said:

What is it we're supposed to be getting from Vazquez again?

Taking one for the team!

[Jerr]

Playing the Yankees, always threatens my will to "never give up"!

[RpR]

Joey Julien stirs a breeze.

[USAFChief]

Julien was such a tough out last year. What happened?

[Twins_Fan_in_NJ]

This is painful.

[RpR]

Larnach stirs a breeze.

[Twins_Fan_in_NJ]

I'm surrounded by Yankee fans, too. Smug SOB's that they are.

[CRF]

We're gonna get swept by these effers, and score only 1 run in the 3 games. Disgusting!

[Aggies7]

I wonder if a team has ever scored during their first plate appearance of a series and then never again the rest of the series 

[Jocko87]

Oh, somewhere in this favoured land the sun is shining bright,
The band is playing somewhere, and somewhere hearts are light;
And somewhere men are laughing, and somewhere children shout,
But there is no joy in Twinville—mighty Sausage has struck out.

[Parfigliano]

Jason Kubel. Wife and I met him on the street in St Louis after a game.  He was freaked out that I knew he from Belle Fourche. 

Double freaked out when I asked sign a baseball

[RpR]

Again the curse of Twins pitchers going up 0-2 and then throwing garbage that fool no one.

[Jocko87]

6 minutes ago, USAFChief said:

Julien was such a tough out last year. What happened?

Was replaced by defense.  They have those little slider bars in MLB, The Show.   Gotta balance.

[RpR]

Kirilloff makes simple flies look challenging.

[USAFChief]

6 minutes ago, Aggies7 said:

I wonder if a team has ever scored during their first plate appearance of a series and then never again the rest of the series 

I wonder if a major league team has ever had worse outfield play over a 3 game series.

[Aggies7]

I like the trend of the starters settling in after giving up enough runs to put the game away 

[USAFChief]

1 minute ago, Aggies7 said:

I like the trend of the starters settling in after giving up enough runs to put the game away 

This game should be 1-0.

edit: which, come to think, doesn't refute your point.