Game Thread: Twins @ Royals, 6/5 - 7:10pm

[LaBombo]

You don't think I can handle myself?

Here's a suggestion if you need an alternative avatar for rallies or bad days...

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[big dog]

I have turned the sound off on the KC broadcast. It's a definite improvement. So my ranking now is:

1. DickBert

2. No sound

3. The KC broadcast crew

4. Eating broken glass

5. Harrellson

[Riverbrian]

So is Thielbar for real? I'd certainly like to think so.

 

And no, I don't mean is he an android, even a real android. Or an owl.

 

Dog... You just stopped us from walking through the door you left open.

 

As for Theilbar... I like him... Looking good so far and we could use a good portsider.

[Guest USAFChief]

I have turned the sound off on the KC broadcast. It's a definite improvement. So my ranking now is:

1. DickBert

2. No sound

3. The KC broadcast crew

4. Eating broken glass

5. Harrellson

Where does avian flu fall?

[snepp]

Yes ... and awarded them all to me. Just because I'm so cute.

 

 

Not all of them...

 

 

 

[CairoCrown]

I have turned the sound off on the KC broadcast. It's a definite improvement. So my ranking now is:

1. DickBert

2. No sound

3. The KC broadcast crew

4. Eating broken glass

5. Harrellson

Where do Buck/McCarver fit on that list?

[snepp]

Where does avian flu fall?

 

Somewhere above Jeff Gray.

[Squirrel]

Not all of them...

 

 

 

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I just awarded the ones *I* bought to me ... never said I awarded the ones you just created on the internet.

[LaBombo]

So is Thielbar for real? I'd certainly like to think so.

 

And no, I don't mean is he an android, even a real android. Or an owl.

Or the android owl from Bladerunner either. But yeah, he's gettin' there, 11 k's per nine and zero inherited runners scored.

[Riverbrian]

Not all of them...

 

 

 

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That is beautiful.

[Guest USAFChief]

Or the android owl from Bladerunner either. But yeah, he's gettin' there, 11 k's per nine and zero inherited runners scored.

I was impressed with how he set up that DP by walking the leadoff LHer to entice the second lefty to hit a screaming line drive right at Morneausie.

[Riverbrian]

Where does avian flu fall?

 

Umm... Where does that stupid straw that hardly punctures the Capri Sun fall?

[big dog]

Where does avian flu fall?

 

Tough call- I'd like to say I could get it an shake it off...but maybe not...above eating broken glass, but I guess I'd rather listen to Hudler than catch a bird disease. So it's 3.5. And Herb Carneal comes in at 0.005. I really enjoyed Bill King and Hank Greenwald calling games when I lived in the Bay Area, too. Those guys were phenomenal. All way, way above avian flu.

 

Buck/McCarver...sorry, I'm thinking about just injecting myself with avian flu and getting this over with. If you had said Buck/McCarver/The Talking Baseball they would even be worse than Harrelson.

[Squirrel]

Hicks is such a cute young thing.

[LaBombo]

I was impressed with how he set up that DP by walking the leadoff LHer to entice the second lefty to hit a screaming line drive right at Morneausie.

I blame Doumit's framing for that. Also, he's being a good clubhouse guy by making sure Duensing's only glimmer of usefulness isn't threatened.

[CairoCrown]

Umm... Where does that stupid straw that hardly punctures the Capri Sun fall?

Confusing the box o' wine for Capri Sun again, eh Brian?

[Guest USAFChief]

I guess I'd rather listen to Hudler than catch a bird disease.

 

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To each his own, I guess.

[Riverbrian]

Umm... Where does that stupid straw that hardly punctures the Capri Sun fall?

 

Ummm... Where does that Pringles Can that is too small to fit my hand in... So you can't reach the bottom half of the chips... Ummm... Fall.

[snepp]

Confusing the box o' wine for Capri Sun again, eh Brian?

 

We don't need no stinking straws for a box o' wine.

 

 

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[Guest USAFChief]

Hicks is such a cute young thing.

Hmmm...Hicksie ain't hit much yet this year...Ever hear of a "slumpbuster," Chitown?

 

I kid, I kid.

[ashbury]

Not all of them...

 

 

Woah. Shiny.

[Squirrel]

We don't need no stinking straws for a box o' wine.

 

 

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Hmmm ... trying not to comment on that picture ...

[Squirrel]

Hmmm...Hicksie ain't hit much yet this year...Ever hear of a "slumpbuster," Chitown?

 

I kid, I kid.

 

I know, I know.

[big dog]

Hmmm ... trying not to comment on that picture ...

 

If only Chief's wife showed similar restraint...

[LaBombo]

We don't need no stinking straws for a box o' wine.

So you've been to my inlaws' house for dinner too?

[snepp]

Hmmm ... trying not to comment on that picture ...

 

RB pulled it out of his Whatever.

[Riverbrian]

Where does avian flu fall?

 

OK... I'm gonna keep trying...

 

Ummm... Where does asking a lady "when is the baby due" mistaken cuz she's not pregnant rank.

[Squirrel]

RB pulled it out of his Whatever.

 

lol ... i was going to say more like ... that's better than a whatever ... but yours was good

[glunn]

You don't think I can handle myself? I survived BYTO, I think I can survive this.

 

Did you ever need to shoot any of them?

[Squirrel]

OK... I'm gonna keep trying...

 

Ummm... Where does asking a lady "when is the baby due" mistaken cuz she's not pregnant rank.

 

Okay, well ... that did actually happen to me once ... and at the time I weighed about 120 lbs, but was wearing a sundress with an empire waist ... I was just a bit mystified and didn't correct the woman who asked. I think if someone asked me that now, I'd out and out faint given my age.