Game Thread: Twins vs Mariners, 6/1 - 12:10pm

[Guest USAFChief]

Yeah Gardy was mumbling on the bench... He may be on the bench tomorrow.

If Gardy is calling for a sacrifice bunt in the fourth inning he should be mumbling...about his own stupidity. In my opinion.

[Riverbrian]

Doumit scored... Thank Goodness... Harang is about done... We will be getting a non meatball guy next inning.

[a-wan]

If Gardy is calling for a sacrifice bunt in the fourth inning he should be mumbling...about his own stupidity. In my opinion.

 

But the Harangutan is pitching productive outs are his weakness.

[GCTF]

If Gardy is calling for a sacrifice bunt in the fourth inning he should be mumbling...about his own stupidity. In my opinion.

 

Amen.

[Riverbrian]

If Gardy is calling for a sacrifice bunt in the fourth inning he should be mumbling...about his own stupidity. In my opinion.

 

Yeah but there is very little chance that Gardy will bench himself... And If he did... would that mean he would have to play 2B since being on the bench is where he belongs.

[Riverbrian]

Oops... Jason Bay?

[GCTF]

But the Harangutan is pitching productive outs are his weakness.

 

What's with his bottom lip anyway?

[Guest USAFChief]

Ouch.

[greengoblinrulz]

Gardy's never gonna let Correia go over 100 pitches again

[big dog]

Dang. KC was cruising through 6 2/3. Too bad. Let's get some runs.

[big dog]

Gardy's never gonna let Correia go over 100 pitches again

 

I'd prefer if he'd never let Pelfrey go over 4 IP.

[Guest USAFChief]

Nice job by Parmelee.

[Guest USAFChief]

Ouch again.

[GCTF]

Duensing, he gets the lefties.

[greengoblinrulz]

I'd prefer if he'd never let Pelfrey go

Fixed that for ya

[Riverbrian]

Let's see if the Twins have any heart. We had to scrap for two runs... Let's see if they got it in them to bulldoze their way for 3 or 4 or 5.

[snepp]

Can we go play the Brewers again?

[snepp]

So close to Hammertime.

[Guest USAFChief]

Can we go play the Brewers again?

Yeah, we can't expect to win against juggernauts like the 24-31 Mariners.

[glunn]

Another pathetic showing for the Twins offense. But at least the pitching has given them a chance, as compared with last year. I wonder what Olivia is doing right now.

[Guest USAFChief]

Furbush.

 

I got nothin', I just like typing that.

 

Furbush.

[GCTF]

Furbush.

 

I got nothin', I just like typing that.

 

Furbush.

 

Dick pronounces it Furb-ush, like he's trying to distract you.

[GCTF]

Go Hicksie.

[Guest USAFChief]

Dick pronounces it Furb-ush, like he's trying to distract you.

His Jedi mindtricks carry no weight with an intellect like mine.

[Guest USAFChief]

Sigh.

[GCTF]

sigh.

[Riverbrian]

Sigh

[Riverbrian]

She is in the Bahama's... Wearing a pink swim suit and looking west toward Miami. A lone Flamingo is nearby and the Flamingo says to her... "Nice Suit"

[glunn]

She is in the Bahama's... Wearing a pink swim suit and looking west toward Miami. A lone Flamingo is nearby and the Flamingo says to her... "Nice Suit"

 

That is a nice image, but it would be better if she was topless and slathering on lotion.

[GCTF]

She is in the Bahama's... Wearing a pink swim suit and looking west toward Miami. A lone Flamingo is nearby and the Flamingo says to her... "Nice Suit"

 

Who is Betty White?