Game Thread: Twins vs Mariners, 5/31 - 7:10pm

[diehardtwinsfan]

Looks like Pelfrey won't be catching the ever elusive quality start again...

[Joe A. Preusser]

My Super Power = Immortality I can see thousands more losing seasons for our Minnesota Twins.

[Riverbrian]

Just threw a grad/bithday party this past weekend.. I am awash in beer.

In fact, I got a lot of interesting beers for the birthday part.

Life is good.

Wish the Twins could win.

 

Happy Birthday...

 

Grad? College? High School? Prison rehabilitation?

[diehardtwinsfan]

My Super Power = Immortality I can see thousands more losing seasons for our Minnesota Twins.

 

Unfortunately, you wished for immortality but forgot to specify that you don't age.

[glunn]

I am back and look what I found last night.

 

[Riverbrian]

My Super Power = Immortality I can see thousands more losing seasons for our Minnesota Twins.

 

You will be: The Incredible I'm so old I can't wipe myself guy.

[mikeee]

Happy Birthday...

 

Grad? College? High School? Prison rehabilitation?

 

My oldest son is a college grad. He has taken a job and infiltrated the land of the cheeseheads, but will always remain a twins fan.

[mikeee]

I am back and look what I found last night.

 

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[ashbury]

I like your avatar too. I might start flirting with you after another drink... lol

 

Unwise. After you sober up, this becomes my avatar.

[Riverbrian]

​big DPDP

[mikeee]

HE GOT AN OUT!!!!!!!

(that was all caps, but it got convered to lowercase... lol)

[mikeee]

Unwise. After you sober up, this becomes my avatar.

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Aiiiiiiiieeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!

[ashbury]

I am back and look what I found last night.

 

Now you've got one of your very own. Take good care of her.

[mikeee]

My post count sux..... lol

[Riverbrian]

My oldest son is a college grad. He has taken a job and infiltrated the land of the cheeseheads, but will always remain a twins fan.

 

Congrats... Hopefully the tuition didn't damage your beer plans.

[Riverbrian]

My post count sux..... lol

 

That was my post count yesterday alone.

[glunn]

Now you've got one of your very own. Take good care of her.

 

Actually, I have more than one.

 

[ashbury]

 

Why all the anger, my brother?

[Riverbrian]

Why all the anger, my brother?

 

Tuition bill showed up quicker than he thought.

[ashbury]

Actually, I have more than one.

 

That one was from five minutes later in the photo shoot. She's not gonna age gracefully.

[Bark's Lounge]

Actually, I have more than one.

 

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Glunn, please take that down. I don't like photos of my prior life being thrown out there.

[mikeee]

Congrats... Hopefully the tuition didn't damage your beer plans.

 

This one is an amazing kid. He paid for college totally by himself.. private college no less.

Scholarship took about 3/4 of the cost off. He worked a lot of hours to pay the rest. No debt.

Not a lot of help from me!

[ashbury]

Iwakuma goes right after them. Only six first-pitch balls, by my count, and most of those were early in the game.

[glunn]

That one was from five minutes later in the photo shoot. She's not gonna age gracefully.

 

So she is now too old for you?

[ashbury]

Glunn' date=' please take that down. I don't like photos of my prior life being thrown out there.[/quote']

 

Your prior wife? Why'd you divorce her?

[mikeee]

Actually, I have more than one.

 

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oh my!!!!!!!

[ashbury]

So she is now too old for you?

 

I prefer to remember her as she was.

[glunn]

I prefer to remember her as she was.

 

Then you probably don't want to see the picture of her lying on her side. I will just keep that one for private enjoyment.

[Riverbrian]

Wow... Swarzak had two chances to get an out there.

[mikeee]

help!!! lol