Game Thread: Twins vs Mariners, 5/31 - 7:10pm

[Riverbrian]

You need to make that big dp ^tm by this point.

 

/ Didn't want to make the trademark symbol so large but it doesn't look like superscript at normal size

 

i don't have your skillz.

[ashbury]

Now that's some good recon... You got an actual picture of Ashbury... How'd you get into his computer?

 

I was going to complain how old that guy looks. But when I did a google search just now on "fifty nine years old", I didn't turn up any young looking dudes. Typical was this:

[ashbury]

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You can say that again.

[mikeee]

runners on 2nd and 3rd with carroll batting.. I like it.

[ashbury]

runners on 2nd and 3rd with carroll batting.. I like it.

 

Indeed. Let's go Twins.

[Riverbrian]

runners on 2nd and 3rd with carroll batting.. I like it.

 

ahh... You're drunk... Shoulda burped while typing that.

[CairoCrown]

Theon Greyjoy with the tapper to the mound again.

[mikeee]

ahh... You're drunk... Shoulda burped while typing that.

 

I'm not drunk, I am just working on it..

 

 

rats. well, I will liked the matchup. Good pitcher.

[ashbury]

Wasting way too many scoring opportunities for a game like this.

[Riverbrian]

I was going to complain how old that guy looks. But when I did a google search just now on "fifty nine years old", I didn't turn up any young looking dudes. Typical was this:

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I googled 47 years old.

 

Brad Pitt came up

[mikeee]

Wasting way too many scoring opportunities for a game like this.

 

yeah.. that was their problem last year.

[mikeee]

100 bottles of beer on the wall, 100 bottles of beer!

You take one down and pass it around.

99 bottles of beer on the wall!

[mikeee]

crap. Look at what I missed while singing....

[Riverbrian]

I'd get the pen going right now.

[ashbury]

I googled 47 years old.

 

Brad Pitt came up

 

My brother from another mother.

[ashbury]

I'd get the pen going right now.

 

I was about to ask, who's heating up.

[Riverbrian]

crap. Look at what I missed while singing....

 

its ok... You'll get it down with practice... Top flight game threaders can post meaningless stuff and watch the game.

[mikeee]

its ok... You'll get it down with practice... Top flight game threaders can post meaningless stuff and watch the game.

 

I only gots gameday and the radio.

I am too cheap for cable tv.

[Riverbrian]

I was about to ask, who's heating up.

 

Dunno... But I'd have someone up.

[ashbury]

yeah.. that was their problem last year.

 

Seems like the bats go quiet at exactly the wrong time, such as when the other team's pitching a shutout. Not very clutch, that.

[Riverbrian]

I only gots gameday and the radio.

I am too cheap for cable tv.

 

Beer Money > Cable Bill

[mikeee]

I was just admiring my avatar...

 

dam, that's a tall beer!!!!!!!

[ashbury]

Beer Money > Cable Bill

 

When you put it that way, I guess the priorities are right.

[diehardtwinsfan]

Theon Greyjoy with the tapper to the mound again.

 

Last I saw, Roose Bolton's bastard son was rather enjoying slowly crucifying him.

[ashbury]

I was just admiring my avatar...

 

dam, that's a tall beer!!!!!!!

 

Wait, what? I wasn't paying attention. I was just admiring my avatar...

[Riverbrian]

Seems like the bats go quiet at exactly the wrong time, such as when the other team's pitching a shutout. Not very clutch, that.

 

Some blogger should look into that... Every time a pitcher puts up zero's against us... Our Bats go quiet.

 

There has to be some statistical proof of this on fangraphs.

[mikeee]

Beer Money > Cable Bill

 

Just threw a grad/bithday party this past weekend.. I am awash in beer.

In fact, I got a lot of interesting beers for the birthday part.

Life is good.

Wish the Twins could win.

[diehardtwinsfan]

crap. Look at what I missed while singing....

 

One step closer to 1-1 in 2014.

[mikeee]

Wait, what? I wasn't paying attention. I was just admiring my avatar...

 

I like your avatar too. I might start flirting with you after another drink... lol

[ashbury]

Failed to notice the parade of BB had ended. But one last one, and Gardy's seen enuf.