Game Thread: Twins @ Phillidelphia 5:50pm cdt 8/12/2023 ad

[RpR]

I would say, Wallner's only worry now, is , with the players being treated like trading cards , nowadays, that some team may offer good stuff for him in the future, BUT, the Twins have no one else with that strong of an arm, SO, right now, future of Left Field is his

IF he can turn that arm into a precision machine, big pay day is coming.

[ashbury]

21 minutes ago, RpR said:

IF he can turn that arm into a precision machine, big pay day is coming.

An arm in the outfield is nice but doesn't determine big pay days.

Home run hitters drive Cadillacs.  -- Ralph Kiner

Singles hitters drive Fords.  -- Ralph Kiner

Guys with great arms but hit like neither of the above drive Ubers.  -- me

I like his chances to hit homers for a nice car, by the way.

/ no offense intended to Mr Dobnak

[Mortimerkenny21]

44 minutes ago, mrtwinsfan said:

after that Debacle, with Dallas ,   Good all around game tonight,  

Philly does Dallas.

[SwainZag]

1 hour ago, RpR said:

I would say, Wallner's only worry now, is , with the players being treated like trading cards , nowadays, that some team may offer good stuff for him in the future, BUT, the Twins have no one else with that strong of an arm, SO, right now, future of Left Field is his

IF he can turn that arm into a precision machine, big pay day is coming.

9 commas in one sentence, very impressive. 

[sampleSizeOfOne]

24 minutes ago, SwainZag said:

9 commas in one sentence, very impressive. 

There were 9 commas in the sentence, but he could only punctu 8.

[Squirrel]

4 hours ago, ashbury said:

Wanted to mention that sons Bashbury and Crashbury are in attendance at the game tonight.  Below is a photo of pre-game festivities with an unnamed co-conspirator.

Which one's Bash and which one's Crash?

[ashbury]

32 minutes ago, Squirrel said:

Which one's Bash and which one's Crash?

I can never tell them apart, myself.