Article: Series Preview: Twins vs. Rangers, 4/25

[ashbury]

Hicks got a hit! Now the Rangers are in trouble. He should run on AJ.

 

"But Skipper! Why are you sending me to AAA? I just pitched a two-hitter."

 

"One of them was to Hicks."

[Riverbrian]

I'm starting to hate everything about Pedro Florimon.

 

He was the inspiration for Three Days grace.

[glunn]

Damned if I know

 

You are just asking to be banned, but I refuse to make you a martyr.

[Riverbrian]

"But Skipper! Why are you sending me to AAA? I just pitched a two-hitter."

 

"One of them was to Hicks."

 

You stole that line from Gilligans Island.

[ashbury]

I'm starting to hate everything about Pedro Florimon.

 

What's sad is, he's got one of the better batting averages in today's lineup.

[ashbury]

You stole that line from Gilligans Island.

 

Right you are, Little Buddy.

[ashbury]

you are just asking to be condemned, but i refuse to make you a martyr.

 

ftfy.

[ashbury]

If our overlords deem it too naughty they'll add it to the forum's word filter.

 

Yeah, no kidding, Sherlock.

[glunn]

Let's look at the bright side -- if this was last season the Twins would be down 10 to zero at this point -- at least the pitching has been somewhat effective. Now they need to get the bats going. That said, I am going home and will blame the dog for the lack of runs, and he will, as always, look guilty.

[big dog]

Hammer Time!

[Willihammer]

That was not a smart pitch to the Willinghammer. Right in his wheelhouse.

[Riverbrian]

Now we can start scoring... Hammer knocked the wall down.

[ashbury]

Hammer Time!

 

Came here for this; leaving satisfied.

[diehardtwinsfan]

Damned if I know

 

I'm telling.

[ashbury]

I'm telling.

 

Mommmmm! Diehardtwinsfan's tattling again!

[diehardtwinsfan]

Gotta say ashbury, those avatars just get better and better. Forget the Twins game. I just need to join the game thread to see the next unveiling.

[ashbury]

Now we can start scoring... Hammer knocked the wall down.

 

This is why I'm not quite on board with trading him for a prospect, even if TR can get a good one; some games, he seems to be the one who stands between defeat and utter despair.

[ashbury]

Gotta say ashbury, those avatars just get better and better. Forget the Twins game. I just need to join the game thread to see the next unveiling.

 

This one I straight out stole from Willihammer; thank him.

[big dog]

Nice to see the Junior Ranger knocked out. Let's get another one. That's you, Arcia.

[ashbury]

Nice to see the Junior Ranger knocked out. Let's get another one. That's you, Arcia.

 

Except, it's Doumit. Interesting, and probably a smart move.

[Willihammer]

This one I straight out stole from Willihammer; thank him.

 

Well it was either that or this:

 

http://www.yogajournal.com/media/originals/mc_231_opener_sizedcopy.jpg

[ashbury]

Well it was either that or this:

 

Eyebleach, stat!

[snepp]

Well it was either that or this:

 

Banned.

 

 

[ashbury]

Nice inning for the Duense.

[LaBombo]

I'm telling.

Either you kids settle down back there or I will turn the Family Truckster around and you can just wait until next summer to see Wally World.

[Riverbrian]

Well it was either that or this:

 

http://www.yogajournal.com/media/originals/mc_231_opener_sizedcopy.jpg

 

It's funny... But... There is no way I was pushing the like button.

[Willihammer]

Do the Rangers open the stables tonight? Maybe saddle up a certain horse? Maybe a huff and a puff and a blowwwwwwn save tonight?

[LaBombo]

Bears don't take imaginary girl friend guy, so he's pretty much a Viking.

[ashbury]

Gardy's pushing the buttons, 50/50 so far.

[snepp]

Either you kids settle down back there or I will turn the Family Truckster around and you can just wait until next summer to see Wally World.

 

That's the Wagon Queen Family Truckster, don't short-change it.