Article: Series Preview: Twins vs. Rangers, 4/25

[Riverbrian]

All right... How bout some hits.

[ashbury]

51 pitches in two innings. I'm starting to believe that Worley won't throw a complete game today.

 

The ESPN pitch-by-pitch log looks like War And Peace.

[Willihammer]

Alright, bases empty, perfect time for a Plouffe HR

[ashbury]

The ESPN pitch-by-pitch log looks like War And Peace.

 

... and the Twins reply in their half of the second with Cliff's Notes.

[Riverbrian]

The ESPN pitch-by-pitch log looks like War And Peace.

 

Vance Tolstoy Worley

[ashbury]

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You are a horrible horrible person.

[Riverbrian]

... and the Twins reply in their half of the second with Cliff's Notes.

 

Cliff notes is OK... I would went with "The Cat in the Hat"

[ashbury]

Pitches-strikes - N Tepesch 22-14; V Worley 51-31.

 

Way to work the other guy over, guys.

[Riverbrian]

You are a horrible horrible person.

 

ROTFLMAO... His picture looks even worse cropped like that. It's like The Wizard is slowly turning him into the cowardly lion.

[Riverbrian]

Alright, bases empty, perfect time for a Plouffe HR

 

It also looks like Pitching is really painful for him yet he seems to oddly enjoy the pain.

[ashbury]

Cliff notes is OK... I would went with "The Cat in the Hat"

 

The sun did not shine.

Too snowy to play.

So we sat in the clubhouse

All that cold, cold, wet day

 

I sat there with Mauersie.

We sat there, we two.

And I said "How I wish

We could DFA Drew!"

[snepp]

Berkman runs like I do.

[Willihammer]

His picture looks even worse cropped like that. It's like The Wizard is slowly turning him into the cowardly lion.

 

Don't ever call Tepesch cowardly!

[Ultima Ratio]

Berkman runs like I do.

 

Faster on all fours, me too.

[Riverbrian]

Browns with the 6th pick take some guy named Barkevious Mingo.

 

I understand that Bob and John may be falling out of style. But... What Mom... Looks at a newborn son and says... I will call him Barkevious.

[ashbury]

Berkman runs like I do.

 

Screaming like a little girl? I missed that play.

[ashbury]

What Mom... Looks at a newborn son and says... I will call him Barkevious.

 

Someone mischevious.

[Riverbrian]

Don't ever call Tepesch cowardly!

 

lol... Ok... You are changing his nose. Took me awhile to figure that out.

 

Keep changing noses until you find one that produces a run for us.

[Riverbrian]

Someone mischevious.

 

Because he is not devious.

[Riverbrian]

Browns with the 6th pick take some guy named Barkevious Mingo.

 

I understand that Bob and John may be falling out of style. But... What Mom... Looks at a newborn son and says... I will call him Barkevious.

 

He has a Sister named Meowvious and Brother names Cluckvious.

[ashbury]

At least Hicks and Florimon at the bottom of our lineup worked a few more pitches out of the Adonis of the Pitching Mound. But I sure would like to see a hit pretty soon.

 

Gotta go run and get some dinner. BRB.

[ashbury]

He has a Sister named Meowvious and Brother names Cluckvious.

 

You're just belaboring the obvious now.

[Riverbrian]

With Asbury gone... Snepp... You gotta take his place and be funny.

[Willihammer]

How many cowboy hats will end up on TF's grass before the end of Saturday's game? I put the over/under at 5,000.

[snepp]

With Asbury gone... Snepp... You gotta take his place and be funny.

 

I accept Paypal.

[Alex]

Worley looks frustrated with himself out there.

 

Nice play to end the inning, though.

[stringer bell]

Mauer is throwing better this spring.

[Riverbrian]

How many cowboy hats will end up on TF's grass before the end of Saturday's game? I put the over/under at 5,000.

 

How many are they given out?

[Willihammer]

Of course after I type that, they put together the first strike em out, throw em out double play in like 3 years.

[stringer bell]

lol... Ok... You are changing his nose. Took me awhile to figure that out.

 

Keep changing noses until you find one that produces a run for us.

You're asking for a run-ny nose?