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Swarzak? So, how many "aks" can you have on one team? We got Dobnak & Stashak, we don't need no freakin' Swarzak.

 

Wait, Logan Morrison is still available?

Look for LoMo to be signed opening day of Spring Training as insurance for the Sano to 1B manuever

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I loved Big Sexy. And if he resigns with the Twins, there will still be someone older than me playing in MLB, thus keeping my window of opportunity open.

Wait a second, Denny Hocking is still available?

Give it another week and the Tigers will sign him...Gardy becomes the poster-boy for innovation and analytical thinking when at the presser he says..."We're going to use Hocksie as our 26th man and groom him as a coach at the MLB level"

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This is easy.  Wait, BUDDY BOSHERS is available?!  I mean, his name is Buddy Boshers.  'Nuff said.

Elf II could be set in Minnesota starring Buddy as Jim Pohlads long lost son and we could all be extras singing with his co-star next to Puckett’s statue on the Plaza outside Target field!

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Elf II could be set in Minnesota starring Buddy as Jim Pohlads long lost son and we could all be extras singing with his co-star next to Puckett’s statue on the Plaza outside Target field!

Only if Buddy's message to Pappa Jim is to spread cheer and Money throughout Twins Territory

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Wait a minute John Ryan Murphy is still available?

I believe someone would have to be out-righted off the 40-man for all three of those guys to be signed

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Wait a minute John Ryan Murphy is still available?

Never trust a guy that can’t decide on a name so just keeps using two first names

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This is easy.  Wait, BUDDY BOSHERS is available?!  I mean, his name is Buddy Boshers.  'Nuff said.

He has a great name if you are looking for a beagle, but if you're looking for a pitcher, keep looking. 

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