Twins @ White Sox, 8/24@5:10pm PT (7:10 PM CT)

[wsnydes]

Dare i ask...

 

What's the point of enlightment?

One can not define it, but you'll know when you've reached it.

[twinsnorth49]

Ask Mrs Chief for a refill or three.

 

What are you, single?

Ok, you went there. Waiting on Chitown response in 3....2....

[USAFChief]

 

Dare i ask...

What's the point of enlightment?

Uh...you just did.

[wsnydes]

Ask Mrs Chief for a refill or three.

 

What are you, single?

No. That's why I didn't suggest it. Mrs. Wsnydes "isn't my own personal bartender" as she puts it.

[wsnydes]

Social faux pas! Everybody knows burgers are best washed down with a brewski. And an after burger burp is mandatory. Cabernet, unfortunately doesn't provide the necessary explosion. Brush up on your etiquette, please!

As a non-beer drinker, the preferred beverage of choice is usually whiskey but wine works pretty well with a good burger as well. Class it up, man!

[twinsnorth49]

No. That's why I didn't suggest it. Mrs. Wsnydes "isn't my own personal bartender" as she puts it.

My wife didn't dignify it with a response.....unless you consider hysterical laughter a response.

[sampleSizeOfOne]

Ask Mrs Chief for a refill or three.

 

What are you, single?

Who doesn't have their fridge next to the recliner?

 

Suboptimal living room layout...

 

And Garver did not get his first hit...

 

Maybe next time.

[twinsnorth49]

As a non-beer drinker, the preferred beverage of choice is usually whiskey but wine works pretty well with a good burger as well. Class it up, man!

A non beer drinker?

 

Wut?

[wsnydes]

Get out of the recliner? That's what children are for...or dogs.

 

Who's the rookie pal?

Don't have kids and my dog spills too much of the whiskey. Sometimes it's best just to do things yourself...as unfortunate as that may be at times.

[USAFChief]

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2015/09/24/21/2CB8FEC000000578-0-image-a-141_1443126329559.jpg

 

 

Why am I off work on Friday, you ask?

 

Well, there are maximum pilot hours per week by law, that I'm bumping up against here.

[twinsnorth49]

Holland looks like a Happy Gilmore Adam Sandler.

[Danchat]

 

A non beer drinker?

Wut?

You may not believe it, but some of us watch the Twins and don't ingest alcohol.

 

Be amazed.

[wsnydes]

My wife didn't dignify it with a response.....unless you consider hysterical laughter a response.

I consider the piercing stare a response too.

[sampleSizeOfOne]

Uh...you just did.

Oh i thought i was asking if i dared ask such a question, not the question itself.

 

Evidently i need to hone my punctuation skills.

[TwinsCD]

 

You may not believe it, but some of us watch the Twins and don't ingest alcohol.

 

Be amazed.

 

More amazed that their play most nites doesn't force you to drink.

[twinsnorth49]

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2015/09/24/21/2CB8FEC000000578-0-image-a-141_1443126329559.jpg

 

 

Why am I off work on Friday, you ask?

 

Well, there are maximum pilot hours per week by law, that I'm bumping up against here.

Great outfit, you take dogs fishing?

 

You funny Americans.

[wsnydes]

You may not believe it, but some of us watch the Twins and don't ingest alcohol.

 

Be amazed.

Huh?

[USAFChief]

 

I consider the piercing stare a response too.

As well you should.

[twinsnorth49]

You may not believe it, but some of us watch the Twins and don't ingest alcohol.

 

Be amazed.

You're right, after the last 6 years, I don't believe it.

 

Unpossible!

[wsnydes]

More amazed that their play most nites doesn't force you to drink.

I'm still out of scotch, hence the wine.

[wsnydes]

A non beer drinker?

 

Wut?

I know. I should be in a museum or something!

[twinsnorth49]

Smith really legged that one out.

[USAFChief]

boo.

[twinsnorth49]

Thank goodness for double plays.

[sampleSizeOfOne]

I know. I should be in a museum or something!

Everyone should be in museums occasionally.

 

That's where the exhibits are.

 

And nothing wrong with not drinking.

[sampleSizeOfOne]

Thank goodness for double plays.

Concur.

[Blake]

 

Great outfit, you take dogs fishing?

You funny Americans.

Beats hitching them to a sled to fetch beer... in July.

[USAFChief]

I remember when I was just a young lad, I was worried about being homely.  

 

One time at the store, I asked my mom..."Mom, am I ugly?"

 

She looked at me for a second, bent down and whispered, "We talked about this, son.  Don't call me mom in front of people."

[wsnydes]

Beats hitching them to a sled to fetch beer... in July.

Or firewood.

[USAFChief]

It's been the return of the ***bats for a game and a half now.  Stop.