Article: Game Thread: Twins v Rangers, 8/3 @ 7:10pm CT

[70charger]

This pitcher is pretty good.

 

 

 

 

...wait. Gee, this pitcher is really good. (Am I doing this right?)

[Jerr]

 

ANOTHER incident here in Tucson today.  I was walking through the mall after work, and I saw this guy run into the Apple store and run back out with a couple phones.  The cops got him though, and then came back to get my name, address and cell number.  They told me the county DA would be in touch, to let me know the trial date.  They need me to be an iWitness.

Sure a lot of stuff going down in Tucson.....Arizona I presume ????      

[wavedog]

 

Gee, where has this guy been?

Hiding behind the big Colon

[Hosken Bombo Disco]

Hiding behind the big Colon

Something I'd prefer not to be seeing

[Hosken Bombo Disco]

Even the robots say that was at the knees

[70charger]

I put "big sexy colon" into Google, and boy was I surprised at what I found!

 

Did you know that he has a career ERA+ of 108!?

[USAFChief]

 

Finally, a joke you didn't lift out of Reader's Digest from 1951

Well do you know the difference between a good joke and a bad joke timing?

[yarnivek1972]

So, Gee has already thrown almost 60 pitches. He may or may not be done. But, it is unlikely that he would be available until Monday at the earliest. So, I suspect his reward for a job well done will be an all expense paid trip to beautiful Rochester, New York. Think the Twins risk calling up a position player or will they just swap Gee with Gibson?

Maybe they call up Garver and send Granite down to activate Gibson Saturday.

[USAFChief]

King:  How many volunteers for the death squad?

 

Squire:  384, my liege.

 

King:  Round them up.

 

Squire.  400, my liege.

 

[Jerr]

 

Hiding behind the big Colon

I was driving behind a big black SUV with the license plate "BIGSEXY" on it......could it be the Big Sexy????

It was headed towards Target Field around 3:30 PM.

Edited August 4, 2017 by Jerr

[Jerr]

 

Well do you know the difference between a good joke and a bad joke timing?

Yes.

[Hosken Bombo Disco]

Yes.

Concur.

[wavedog]

 

I was driving behind a big black SUV with the license plate "BIGSEXY" on it......could it be the Big Sexy????

It was headed towards Target Field around 3:30 PM.

Must have been - the town isn't big enough for 2 Big Sexy's

[USAFChief]

Gee, I wonder if he's done.

[Hosken Bombo Disco]

Gee, this guy is suddenly getting clobbered

[Jerr]

Gee, as the pitcher could be worked into the Abbot and Costello classic...hint hint to all you want to be writers   

[USAFChief]

 

Gee, this guy is suddenly getting clobbered

It's like shooting fish in a barrel, isn't it?

[Hosken Bombo Disco]

It's like shooting fish in a barrel, isn't it?

Gee, I wonder?

 

I'll stop

[Jerr]

 

It's like shooting fish in a barrel, isn't it?

Gee, it really is!

[Jerr]

 

Gee, I wonder?

I'll stop

Gee, are you really gonna stop?

[Jerr]

 

Gee, are you really gonna stop?

And I too, will Gee-st quit .

[Hosken Bombo Disco]

Gee, are you really gonna stop?

Gee says yes, he was getting a little tuckered in his first appearance

[USAFChief]

Speaking of the Tanque Verde Swap Meet, I was there last weekend and saw one of those fancy, flat screen TVs for sale for only $30.  I asked the guy what was the deal, and he said it works, but the volume is stuck on high.

 

I thought for a minute and then decided "Well, I can't turn that down."

[Hosken Bombo Disco]

LOOGY sighting!

 

It's a three run deficit that feels like a twelve run deficit, but still!!!!

[yarnivek1972]

7-1 after this at bat.

[Hosken Bombo Disco]

Other teams reliever stats: low numbers like zeros, ones, maybe a two here and there

 

Our reliever stats: lots of sixes, eights, big numbers, double digit numbers, etc

[Hosken Bombo Disco]

What the Twins need this inning

 

http://a.abcnews.com/images/Technology/GTY_swarm_of_bats_BE9805-001_jt_131124_16x9_992.jpg

[jimbo92107]

 

ANOTHER incident here in Tucson today.  I was walking through the mall after work, and I saw this guy run into the Apple store and run back out with a couple phones.  The cops got him though, and then came back to get my name, address and cell number.  They told me the county DA would be in touch, to let me know the trial date.  They need me to be an iWitness.

Some of Chief's stories may be apocryphal, but it's not the end of the world. 

[Jerr]

 

Speaking of the Tanque Verde Swap Meet, I was there last weekend and saw one of those fancy, flat screen TVs for sale for only $30.  I asked the guy what was the deal, and he said it works, but the volume is stuck on high.

 

I thought for a minute and then decided "Well, I can't turn that down."

      

[USAFChief]

LOL at Grossman.