Game Thread: Twins vs. Red Sox, 6/12, 1:10CT

[HitInAPinch]

 

Wasn't he the guy in charge of Faber College?

could be related.......

 

 

http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/2012/02/08/education/Dean-Wormer-The-Choice/Dean-Wormer-The-Choice-blog480.jpg

[ashbury]

I drink approximately 4 beers a year. It's how I afford the good stuff. 

Which solar system are you posting from, where your planet circles its star in only one day?

[Blake]

Okay, where has that Dozier been? Great DP turn and great scoop by Mauer.

[USAFChief]

 

I drink approximately 4 beers a year. It's how I afford the good stuff. 

Me too.  Four or five.

[Blake]

 

Which solar system are you posting from, where your planet circles its star in only one day?

I gave up booze for ammunition. Amazingly, I get more bang for the buck.

[HitInAPinch]

 

Which solar system are you posting from, where your planet circles its star in only one day?

ugh.    now I gotta think about that.

Edited June 12, 2016 by HitInAPinch

[jimbo92107]

Pat Dean is pitching just about as well as Porcino. 

[Jerr]

ugh.    now I gotta think about that.

 

And I am thinking about the expanding Universe and  where it expands to, with it's atoms and molecules.....*amn Twins, if they were what they should, be life would be so much easier.

Edited June 12, 2016 by Jerr

[HitInAPinch]

 

Pat Dean is pitching just about as well as Porcino. 

yeah, but does he go well with a steak??

[Blake]

Let me see, two on, no outs...time to pop up a bunt and double off Mauer at First.

[Blake]

 

ugh.    now I gotta think about that.

Better than thinking about the Twins and their atrocious record.

[USAFChief]

 

Pat Dean is pitching just about as well as Porcino. 

Yeah, but then Porcino is such a nobody.

[ashbury]

 

http://www.seytlines.com/files/2014/12/carnacthemagnificent.jpg

 

Carnac: Buddy Boshers, Kevin Jepsen, and Terry Felton.

Ed: I am sure there is something important connecting these three gentlemen.

Carnac: I only divine the answer, I do not interpret.

Ed: So be it, Your Magnificence. Buddy Boshers, Kevin Jepsen, and Terry Felton.

Carnac: Name an Alabaman, a Californian, and a major league pitcher.

 

[spinowner]

 

Yeah, but then Porcino is such a nobody.

Don't be so sure.

 

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Al_Porcino

[spinowner]

Hey, looks like some of the Twins has rubbed off on Boston.

[USAFChief]

Twins baseball  in progress

[jimbo92107]

Piranha attack!

[HitInAPinch]

Smart running by Grossman

[USAFChief]

I was in a bar last night, and a rather shady looking woman came up to me and offered to do "anything" for $200.

 

So I put two crisp hundred dollar bills on the bar and said, "Paint my house."

[Blake]

The Twins got a cheap hit and a fielding assist. About time someone returned the favor, considering how generous the Twins have been this year.

 

By the way, that error should be on Ramirez. The ball was in the glove and it looked like Ramirez flipped it out as he followed through on the scoop.

[HitInAPinch]

[Blake]

 

I was in a bar last night, and a rather shady looking woman came up to me and offered to do "anything" for $200.

 

So I put two crisp hundred dollar bills on the bar and said, "Paint my house."

To which she replied, "That's extra, because it requires a moose and a platypus."

[HitInAPinch]

It's all coming back.  We knew it was there. 

[ashbury]

I was in a bar last night, and a rather shady looking woman came up to me and offered to do "anything" for $200.

 

So I put two crisp hundred dollar bills on the bar and said, "Paint my house."

Then after she clarified, you opted for Soup?

[HitInAPinch]

Ortiz bunting   

[mikeee]

I have vodka, it this goes bad again...   lol

[mikeee]

How old is big papi?  Why does he still have an average near .350, and 16 dingers?  wow.

[ashbury]

Dean not afraid to pitch inside. Almost nicked the batter, Bradley, but it would have worked had he been able to find the plate on the outside, on either of the next two pitches. Unfortunately...

[USAFChief]

I bought Mrs Chief a tee shirt with "Proud Nudist" printed on the front.

 

She hasn't worn it yet.

[Danchat]

Well, it's Jepsen time. Gulp.