Game Thread: Brewers@Twins 6/4 7:10PM

[Guest USAFChief]

Grab some seat, Meat.

[Fatt Crapps]

Gomez smiling at Fien after he screams in excitement. Awesome.

[LaBombo]

Willingham is quite catlike. In that cats would also be pretty slow running the bases.

 

True, but his catlikeness can't compare to the randomness of Chili Davis, seen in this video in KC:

 

[Beezer07]

Of course that would require actual jokes...

 

Stop me if you've heard this one: D. Hocking.

 

Thank you! Tip your waitresses

[LaBombo]

How to tell a tornado what? That it has bad breath?

 

And is missing some teeth? And should give back those 200 arms to their rightful owners?

[Riverbrian]

Of course that would require actual jokes...

 

Provus: That one is hit pretty good... Deep Drive... Gomez is going back... Outta Here... Home Run Hocking.

 

Gladden: Surprising power from Hocking.

[Gibby]

I don't like when the other team hits homeruns. That always grinds my gears.

 

I don like it when we don't get our unearned runs.

[big dog]

Who wants to see Pinto hit a ball hard? I've got my hand up.

 

...and...hand is still in the air...waiting...

[LaBombo]

i know how you found this photo.

 

You searched "bitchin' arm tans"

Soooo close, but rural background, 'farmer' instead of 'arm'

[ashbury]

That's totally understandable, given that Willi is both tiny and fast. It must be hard to keep track of where he is at any time.

 

Approves:

[Guest USAFChief]

More like half somerault and half Dizzy Izzy wipeout. Blaming Brewer roadblock.

 

http://media.dma.mil/2011/Jul/29/148106/600/400/0/110729-M-0000M-008.jpg

The Marines don't go in for mini-golf. They do fancy a game of mini-pole vault though.

[Squirrel]

And is missing some teeth? And should give back those 200 arms to their rightful owners?

Some how I missed the answer to that riddle ... what was the answer?

[ashbury]

Actually joke theft Is strongly encouraged.

 

Concur

[big dog]

Some how I missed the answer to that riddle ... what was the answer?

 

The CSO.

[ashbury]

Huh?

 

Just sign on the dotted line and move on, there's a line of other mortgage applicants behind you.

[ScrapTheNickname]

I am slowly but surely coming to the conclusion that Pinto needs to be sent down to work on his batting (and catching). He is 2-23 (.087) in the last 2 weeks, including 8 strike outs. Maybe some some at bats in AAA help him figure out.

[Richie the Rally Goat]

Soooo close, but rural background, 'farmer' instead of 'arm'

Yup, arm tan is when the left is noticeably more tan than the right from driving

[Riverbrian]

Concur

 

The sad thing is: I don't know how you did that.

[ashbury]

You know what the Brewers have on their team? Lollygaggers!

 

OK, I was way late on that one, spending too much time working on the Carnac one for glunn's benefit, but with a couple of Likes I ain't deleting it!

[Richie the Rally Goat]

I am slowly but surely coming to the conclusion that Pinto needs to be sent down to work on his batting (and catching). He is 2-23 (.087) in the last 2 weeks, including 8 strike outs. Maybe some some at bats in AAA help him figure out.

23 at bats in two weeks will do that

[big dog]

Approves:

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Is that Schrodinger???

[Gibby]

A 2 run lead is not enough.

[Squirrel]

The CSO.

Erm ...

[ashbury]

Tell meaning identification, rather than communication. (As in tell a curve ball from a fast ball)

 

I even remember the first line: "If you do not live near railroad tracks..."

 

"If the sky turns yellow and you do not live on planet Venus..."

[big dog]

Hicksie works his don't-swing-the-bat-and-run-to-first magic again.

[LaBombo]

Some how I missed the answer to that riddle ... what was the answer?

 

My questions were the answer to the riddle. Also, there is no spoon.

 

http://carolhardick.files.wordpress.com/2011/05/matrix-spoon.jpg

 

Wait. Were you just messing with me?

 

http://ia.media-imdb.com/images/M/MV5BMTY3ODIwNTY5NF5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTcwOTg2MzQ2MQ@@._V1_SX640_SY720_.jpg

[Riverbrian]

Yup, arm tan is when the left is noticeably more tan than the right from driving

 

I remember my Mom telling me to pull my arm back in from the window when I was pushing the wind back with my hand.

 

I remember asking her why.

 

She said she didn't want them to get caught up in the wheels.

 

True story

[Gibby]

i will wade out

till my thighs are steeped in burning flowers

I will take the sun in my mouth

and leap into the ripe air

Alive

with closed eyes

to dash against darkness

[Guest USAFChief]

OK, I was way late on that one, spending too much time working on the Carnac one for glunn's benefit, but with a couple of Likes I ain't deleting it!

Sympathy likes look like line drives in the box score tomorrow morning.

[Tibs]

Wow, Mauer drilled that pitch