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Game Thread: Twins@Yankees 5/30 6:05PM

Riverbrian

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LaBombo Wichita Wind Surge

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Gardener's ninja spin move on the hot box was vintage Punto fake hustle. It's like they're prospectors, but instead of gold dust, they get paid for uniform dirt...

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Crazy! Nice throw Arcia.

And heads-up baseball by Dozier to catch the lead runner. Meltdown avoided!

Squirrel GOAT

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Crazy! Nice throw Arcia.

The New York announcers were in love with that throw, too. Replayed it a couple times.

Riverbrian Cooperstown

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If you make a little post-it with a face cutout to cover the hair, and pretend Terry wears glasses...

 

http://media.giphy.com/media/lJVh5oAg6qJ32/giphy.gif

 

LOL... I have a transcript:

 

Hilary: Pinto needs to play!!! I flew in from Eygpt... Sitting next to a guy who hadn't bathed since Sadat was in power. I land in Arkansas and immediately the republicans are accusing Bill and me of real estate inside information and Bill has 7 secretaries and interns in the hot tub. I get in the car... Drive to New York to clear my mind... Decide to go to a ball game and Pinto isn't in the lineup.

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If we had some audio editing capability and audio of a Terry Ryan saying "Yes" just once. It could be looped and we could all laugh and laugh and cement our status as juveniles.

My status wasn't cemented already? Might have tried harder to salvage, had I known. Oh well, will just think of it as a less comprehensive form of 'eternal youth' and move on.

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LOL... I have a transcript:

 

Hilary: Pinto needs to play!!! I flew in from Eygpt... Sitting next to a guy who hadn't bathed since Sadat was in power. I land in Arkansas and immediately the republicans are accusing Bill and me of real estate inside information and Bill has 7 secretaries and interns in the hot tub. I get in the car... Drive to New York to clear my mind... Decide to go to a ball game and Pinto isn't in the lineup.

 

I am a lip reader. She is clearly complaining about the center field situation.

LaBombo Wichita Wind Surge

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The game thread permits word salad.

 

And delicious, nutritious literary juices fresh from the word processor...

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Nolasco dropping some curves of his own...

 

(Brings to mind a movie quote, which i'm too lazy to dredge all of it to mind, but it starts...)

 

"Mr. Inside-outsky, straight as a cork screw..."

 

But if they ain't hittin' it, i'm happy.

Squirrel GOAT

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LOL... I have a transcript:

 

Hilary: Pinto needs to play!!! I flew in from Eygpt... Sitting next to a guy who hadn't bathed since Sadat was in power. I land in Arkansas and immediately the republicans are accusing Bill and me of real estate inside information and Bill has 7 secretaries and interns in the hot tub. I get in the car... Drive to New York to clear my mind... Decide to go to a ball game and Pinto isn't in the lineup.

Heh, if this were for real, there'd be a line up change and Pinto would be playing.

LaBombo Wichita Wind Surge

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LOL... I have a transcript:

 

Hilary: Pinto needs to play!!! I flew in from Eygpt... Sitting next to a guy who hadn't bathed since Sadat was in power. I land in Arkansas and immediately the republicans are accusing Bill and me of real estate inside information and Bill has 7 secretaries and interns in the hot tub. I get in the car... Drive to New York to clear my mind... Decide to go to a ball game and Pinto isn't in the lineup.

 

http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/t_ku-xlarge2/nevvyqqtfrx9uvmszeps.jpg

 

Well played...

 

103 pitches, one more out to get, good chance Nolasco improves on his 8.63 road ERA tonight...

LaBombo Wichita Wind Surge

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I am a lip reader. She is clearly complaining about the center field situation.

Don't doubt your qualifications, but is there a Twins fan who's not?

 

What an absolute strike by Arcia...

Hosken Bombo Disco All-Star

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(Brings to mind a movie quote, which i'm too lazy to dredge all of it to mind, but it starts...)

 

"Mr. Inside-outsky, straight as a cork screw..."

 

But if they ain't hittin' it, i'm happy.

 

Tried looking it up..

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Veiled criticism of Mauer. They are absolutely right, although Mauer has improved markedly in the field.

 

They had a chance of getting the runner at first, if someone was actually covering first.

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Heh, if this were for real, there'd be a line up change and Pinto would be playing.

 

Hillary... New Twins President. That's a good idea!!!

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