Game Thread: Twins @ Tigers, 5/9 @ 6:08 pm CT

[Squirrel]

Holy Crap the Wild are flying around. 1-0 Minny.

Booooooo!

[Riverbrian]

I guess if I said I want my warm nuts I saw being prepared in the galley, would that qualify?

 

When the Stewardess comes around... Just say this "I'd like some warm nuts".

 

And leave it right there...

 

Heres the kicker... Don't look at the stewardess when you say it... Look at the guy with no shoes.

[Riverbrian]

I guess I walked into that one. For the record, I've never stolen any lingerie.

 

Oh... Umm... Well...

 

Neither have I then.

[ashbury]

The problem is that it's difficult to find a really good poutine where I live. Mind you I mostly eat at home

 

I was already framing a witty witty rejoinder but you went ahead and completed the thought for us.

[Squirrel]

When the Stewardess comes around... Just say this "I'd like some warm nuts".

 

And leave it right there...

 

Heres the kicker... Don't look at the stewardess when you say it... Look at the guy with no shoes.

Ish.

[Riverbrian]

Ish.

 

Is there a difference between "Ish" and "Ick"?

[GCTF]

Just got on a plane, finally get to take these shoes off. Oh great now some impatient lady is making faces at me.

[Gibby]

When the Stewardess comes around... Just say this "I'd like some warm nuts".

 

And leave it right there...

 

Heres the kicker... Don't look at the stewardess when you say it... Look at the guy with no shoes.

 

Where's the Love button?

[ashbury]

How has Santana looked out in the field tonight?

 

oh great, the guy sitting next to me has already removed his shoes.

 

Nice pedi?

[sampleSizeOfOne]

Thats a triple!!!

 

A triple? A double? It's an increasing OPS.

 

(or is that an OOPS? How do i know something's an entendre instead of a mixed metaphor?)

[Guest USAFChief]

Oh great now some impatient lady is making faces at me.

I get that a lot.

[Guest USAFChief]

I guess Fien has taken over for Burton.

[GCTF]

I get that a lot.

 

fist bump.

[ashbury]

I guess I walked into that one. For the record, I've never stolen any lingerie.

 

They don't do Longjohn Raids up there in the Great White North?

[ashbury]

Ish.

 

Our work here is done, Bri.

[ashbury]

I guess Fien has taken over for Burton.

 

Nope. No runs scored.

[GCTF]

I guess Fien has taken over for Burton.

 

Fien gets to face Hunter, Cabrera and VMart. Perk the bottom of the order for the save.

[Guest USAFChief]

Our work here is done, Bri.

Let the record reflect the "ish" post occured prior to my first post, your honor.

[Guest USAFChief]

Fien gets to face Hunter, Cabrera and VMart. Perk the bottom of the order for the save.

There won't be a save opportunity after top 9.

[JB_Iowa]

So I see Buxton's wrist has flared up again.....

 

 

Hate tos ee it linger.

[Hosken Bombo Disco]

Where's the Love button?

 

Another thing to say, to the guy with no shoes?

[ashbury]

Bringing you up to date, Chief, Suzuki singled in the seventh to drive in Herrmann the right fielder and Florimon the shortstop.

[JB_Iowa]

Another thing to say, to the guy with no shoes?

 

If "like" deserves a steak dinner, what does love get you????

 

 

(Keep it clean ...)

[ashbury]

Another thing to say, to the guy with no shoes?

 

We need a LOL button and an Ish button for that'un.

[Gibby]

Before signing off, I just gotta say that our hockey team is a blueprint for how you beat superior teams in the playoffs. Its refreshing.

[Riverbrian]

I wish... ChiTown was still here... We could feed her all kinds of great lines to say to Shoeless Joe.

[GCTF]

Bringing you up to date, Chief, Suzuki singled in the seventh to drive in Herrmann the right fielder and Florimon the shortstop.

 

permaban.

[ashbury]

Another thing to say, to the guy with no shoes?

 

On a related note, many of the comments in this thread read better with "in bed" added.

 

/ not this one, IMO

[Guest USAFChief]

Bringing you up to date, Chief, Suzuki singled in the seventh to drive in Herrmann the right fielder and Florimon the shortstop.

Good to know we finally got a catcher that knows the value of the rib-eyes.

 

//hides under chair//

[stringer bell]

Dozier can't get a break on close plays at second. Three challenges, three lost.