Game Thread: Twins v Tigers, 4/26 @ 1:10pm CT

[Gibby]

Kind of an Arizona Dust Motif?

 

I was thinking spilled ashtray.

[ashbury]

Foie Gras is one of my favorite things ever.

 

Crisco > Foie Gras

[stringer bell]

Pen should be ready.

[ashbury]

I'm all raw liver baby.

 

Sounds like a Big Lebowski quote but I can't quite place it.

[Guest USAFChief]

I was thinking spilled ashtray.

Ha! Fooled ya! We never USE an ashtry!!

[Squirrel]

As a kid I did on occasion eat leverpostej, but not often.

[stringer bell]

Time to pull him?

[Gibby]

Crisco > Foie Gras

 

A seared slice of foie gras on top of a medium rare filet, with a drizzle of truffle demiglace will change you forever.

[Guest USAFChief]

Sounds like a Big Lebowski quote but I can't quite place it.

It's from The Big Lebowski.

[Guest USAFChief]

Time to pull him?

That's what she s...

 

Too much?

[ashbury]

A seared slice of foie gras on top of a medium rare filet, with a drizzle of truffle demiglace will change you forever.

 

If after all these years my wife can't change me, I don't see how some goose lard will.

[Guest USAFChief]

Meanwhile, nice outing Hughes-zee.

[Squirrel]

Does he come back out for the 8th? I worry that Burton will come in.

[ashbury]

Just say NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO to Burton.

 

Burton would not be my choice here, either.

[Squirrel]

A seared slice of foie gras on top of a medium rare filet, with a drizzle of truffle demiglace will change you forever.

Yeah, I don't eat my meat rare, either, other than raw fish from time to time.

[Riverbrian]

A seared slice of foie gras on top of a medium rare filet, with a drizzle of truffle demiglace will change you forever.

 

Is anything in that sentence... You know... Umm food?

[ashbury]

It's from The Big Lebowski.

 

A scene that wound up on the cutting room floor, I take it.

[stringer bell]

Nice outing for Hughes. I wouldn't tempt fate by sending him out for the eighth.

[Gibby]

If after all these years my wife can't change me, I don't see how some goose lard will.

 

There's a mental image I cant unsee.

[ashbury]

That's what she s...

 

Too much?

 

I am now concerned about what ways you might think up, that goose lard might indeed change me.

 

/ edit - or Gibby, apparently

[D. Hocking]

A seared slice of foie gras on top of a medium rare filet, with a drizzle of truffle demiglace will change you forever.

 

I remember they used to serve this at the dome.

[Squirrel]

Day like today, I love taking on White Sox fans at the Cell who are cold and talk about how Minnesota should've had a roof because as cold as it is here, it has to be colder there. That's when I turn around and ask if they bothered to check the temperature there to notice that it's 9 degrees warmer currently in Mpls than Chicago. And that it is often the case this time of year. Shuts them up into silence the rest of the game.

[Gibby]

I remember they used to serve this at the dome.

 

Yeah, Whatever happened to the Offal Chalet?

[ashbury]

Ugh, Bremer indicates it indeed will be Burton.

[Squirrel]

Okay one of the things I missed while napping or on the phone, what happened to Plouffe?

[Squirrel]

Ugh, Bremer indicates it indeed will be Burton.

Brock, we really need a DISLIKE button!

[ashbury]

I remember they used to serve this at the dome.

 

At the Met, they brought it to your seat. Everything was better at the Met.

[Guest USAFChief]

Okay one of the things I missed while napping or on the phone, what happened to Plouffe?

He started taking 2 and going to right.

[sampleSizeOfOne]

Florimon batting 3rd!

 

May want to save the score card...

[Gibby]

At the Met, they brought it to your seat. Everything was better at the Met.

 

Better than that horrid slurry of mystery meat and gloppy cheese sauce poured into a helmet, as featured in the pre-game.