Cap'n Piranha
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Everything posted by Cap'n Piranha
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If you're trying to quote the song, you missed a who.
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We should just build our offense around drawing bases loaded walks. Would walks be caminos?
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Danny talking about Travis Wood, and the thing he's most impressed with is his 9 career homers. Not really relevant to an AL pitcher. Excuse me, pitcheo.
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The pitcher.
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Game Winning Walk!
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I like IBB's that take less time to complete than Game Thread Post.
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What happened to his legs?!?
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No, he's in our bullpen. Apparently Escobar calls him "Tuffey". I'm not sure if that's an inability to pronounce "D's", or just taking the T from Tyler.
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I mean, it's possible, but I feel a guy providing a walk-off winner essentially every other day would have been big enough news for me to be aware of it.
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Also, people seem to get upset and call me names when I hold women in confined spaces against their will. Stupid PC culture.
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Cory Provus: "Brandon Moss, a big year with the Cardinals, 28 homers and 68 RBI" Not only does Cory insist on using stupid metrics to gauge performance, he doesn't even use them right! 68 RBI does not a big year make.
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Human Resources gets mad when I do that.
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I wanted to make it to 1,000 posts today, but my boss needed to stay in her office for the whole game for that to happen. Alas.
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Danny Gladden: "He (new outfield coach Pickler) has been working with these outfielders since Day 1". That's his GD job, he better be!
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I just watched the video of Sano's HR, and Dick said the ball might still have been rising when it hit the second deck. Someone should get his depth perception checked. Also, Bert said, and I quote, "25 homers last year when this guy connects". Talk about your three true outcomes.
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Oh, so you think Spanish words look different?!?
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Danny Gladden: "in spring training, we saw Kepler bat from anywhere between 3rd to 2nd to 5th". I think Danny might be switching to the Spanish Version himself.
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Solid walk-up music choice by Kepler.
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Fall behind more often please. I move you only be allowed to read posts once every 15 minutes.
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Hit a Boca-TON!
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Dan Gladden: "Sano being challenged with pop-ups". Because that's what you want to hear about your starting third baseman.
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But now we have to score 2!
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Is that a Chik-fil-a ad for the dead?
