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  1. Cap'n Piranha
    Dick: "a homerun here scores 4". I'll just let that one sit.
  2. Cap'n Piranha
    If Danny Santana is 0-10 batting right-handed, why would we let him bat against lefties?
  3. Cap'n Piranha
    Bert: "so far the Twins have their hitting shoes on". I DEMAND TO KNOW WHY THE TWINS HAVE NOT BEEN WEARING THESE SHOES ALL YEAR!!!!
  4. Cap'n Piranha
    Can we have both Park and Sano in the HR derby please?
  5. Cap'n Piranha
    PARK BANG!
  6. Cap'n Piranha
    Coke Zero is unique amongst pops in that it has both the brand name, and the amount of flavor in that name.
  7. Cap'n Piranha
    Bert: "23 of the 29 homeruns the Twins have hit have all been solo homeruns". 60% of the time, Bert is right every time.
  8. Cap'n Piranha
    No offense to anyone else who does these game threads, but I don't know that this one can ever be topped. We should just dispense with the 5 point intros from here on out.
  9. Cap'n Piranha
    Trust me, if my written words had that kind of power, the winning powerball ticket would not have been sold in Trenton.
  10. Cap'n Piranha
    Problem is, Dozier, as it turns out, is not big, doesn't have usable power, and isn't a very good hitter.
  11. Cap'n Piranha
    I have someone who can help with that! http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_rvFfNUQOjpM/TSk44SvLeGI/AAAAAAAAAYM/fnNBYcVayaI/s1600/MiracleMax.jpg
  12. Cap'n Piranha
    If the Twins keep playing like this, at what point do the Twins stop making Cory Provus read promos for season tickets?
  13. Cap'n Piranha
    Cory lets us know that even though the runs are unearned, they still count. That's helpful Cory.
  14. Cap'n Piranha
    "I'm mad at you Melky."
  15. Cap'n Piranha
    Hey, everyone's favorite Game Thread Game!!! Sarcasm or Optimism! I vote Sarcasm.
  16. Cap'n Piranha
    Damn it Esco.
  17. Cap'n Piranha
    So is it just a piece of paper that says Harrelson?
  18. Cap'n Piranha
    Mauer has reached in all 28 games this year. That's impressive.
  19. Cap'n Piranha
    Why? Who's stopping you from getting up and walking around?
  20. Cap'n Piranha
    Well, that depends. Do you want to watch something incredibly depressing, where hope is crushed, dreams are destroyed, and afterwards you're left with no will to live... Or do you want to watch Game of Thrones?
  21. Cap'n Piranha
    I want to know if Park actually picked his song, or just had someone on the PR staff pick it for him.
  22. Cap'n Piranha
    So you'll be out before the second inning then.
  23. Cap'n Piranha
    Dan Gladden--"I would say that Brian Dozier is more of a pull hitter". Oh, you think so doctor?
  24. Cap'n Piranha
    All this lefty talk made me wonder what Brian Duensing is up to. Turns out I found a news article that says he's opened a specialty store while waiting for a call from a team. They even had a picture!
  25. Cap'n Piranha
    Who doesn't blonde goatees look awful on?
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