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  1. Cap'n Piranha
    FTFY
  2. Cap'n Piranha
    I need an "I don't like this, but I appreciate the information you have provided" button.
  3. Cap'n Piranha
    WHY IN THE HELL IS JOE MAUER BUNTING!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
  4. Cap'n Piranha
    The Twins have only given up 1 run in the 1st inning so far this year.
  5. Cap'n Piranha
    That's a nice efficient inning from Tommy.
  6. Cap'n Piranha
    Danny says the Twins' hitting slump is no longer about mechanics. Unless we have a bunch of guys who aren't able to mechanically hit at the major league level...
  7. Cap'n Piranha
    Yeah, given that it's 2016, she'd probably yell at Vanimal for not giving her a trigger warning about his upcoming microaggression, and retreat to her safe space.
  8. Cap'n Piranha
    Actually, based on the drunk/homicidal look below, maybe it's not the best idea... http://blogimages.thescore.com/mlb/files/2012/06/Twins-TATC-99-chewie.png
  9. Cap'n Piranha
    You know what would be awesome? If the Twins trusted a wookie as a closer! Think about how much attendance would skyrocket!
  10. Cap'n Piranha
    The opportunities for me to do that elsewhere in my life are so few and far between that I need every chance I can get.
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  12. Cap'n Piranha
    So you feel like you're saying "Polly want a cracker" and "I taught i taw a pussycat" too much?
  13. Cap'n Piranha
    I hate every ape I see, from Chimpan-a to Chimpan-z.
  14. Cap'n Piranha
    You can't boo if you don't buy a ticket and show up. That was my whole point--assuming the Twins aren't interested in winning, and therefore wouldn't fire Molitor or Ryan due to poor record, a much more effective way of showing your displeasure with management is to not go to games, watch games on TV, or listen to them on radio. In this scenario, where management cares only about money and not performance, booing means they've already won.
  15. Cap'n Piranha
    The Twins have 7 k's today, as do the Sox. Barring extras, the White Sox +3 was the correct choice on the little bet I proposed earlier.
  16. Cap'n Piranha
    You're right, that's why TR still has a job. Because not enough fans booed.
  17. Cap'n Piranha
    If Twins management really needs booing to understand the team isn't good, I'm going to guess they see every booing fan as just another chump who shelled out a wad of cash.
  18. Cap'n Piranha
    Fun Fact 3: Rosario, Park, Sano, and Buxton have combined for 21 total bases, but 44 strikeouts.
  19. Cap'n Piranha
    Fun Fact 2: Joe Mauer leads the Twins in RBI. He is tied for 103rd overall amongst all players.
  20. Cap'n Piranha
    Fun Fact: Trevor Story has as many RBI as the entire Twins team combined.
  21. Cap'n Piranha
    Not a fan of the wise-ass answer I see.
  22. Cap'n Piranha
    I'm open to either opinion. Given that Suzuki, Buxton, and Dozier are all below Mendoza, I don't think it's the worst thing in the world to assume you're not going to get 2 hits from those three.
  23. Cap'n Piranha
    Danny just said Eaton plays hard. Which of course is why he has to be pinch hit for in any game that lasts more than 4 hours.
  24. Cap'n Piranha
    I could be wrong, but I'm betting the rules prohibit Brunansky from hitting. At least legally.
  25. Cap'n Piranha
    That is a radical concept, hold on while I check the unwritten rules.
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