Cap'n Piranha
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Hey guys, we made it to page 35! Felicidades todos!
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I need an adult, I need an adult, I need an adult...
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Settle down George Takei.
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I would be fine with this as long as once an inning they slipped in a Smokey Joe. Now that I think of it, I'm pretty sure that's how I'm referring to Mauer from now on.
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Cory just mentioned that the winning pitcheo the last time the Twins gano their opener was Hernandez. LIVAN Hernandez.
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Turns up the dial? No need to force down bile? racks up outs in a pile? lays down some kitchen tile?
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Because the results today have been so encouraging?
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Yeah, supposedly Belisle is one of our late inning guys. Why use him with a 6 run lead?
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Not anymore. Bonnes, Parker, Nick, Seth and Brock need that federal grant money.
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I think you mean you've reached your quota of gusta's.
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See kids?
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If you're trying to quote the song, you missed a who.
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We should just build our offense around drawing bases loaded walks. Would walks be caminos?
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Danny talking about Travis Wood, and the thing he's most impressed with is his 9 career homers. Not really relevant to an AL pitcher. Excuse me, pitcheo.
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The pitcher.
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Game Winning Walk!
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I like IBB's that take less time to complete than Game Thread Post.
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What happened to his legs?!?
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No, he's in our bullpen. Apparently Escobar calls him "Tuffey". I'm not sure if that's an inability to pronounce "D's", or just taking the T from Tyler.
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I mean, it's possible, but I feel a guy providing a walk-off winner essentially every other day would have been big enough news for me to be aware of it.
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Also, people seem to get upset and call me names when I hold women in confined spaces against their will. Stupid PC culture.
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Cory Provus: "Brandon Moss, a big year with the Cardinals, 28 homers and 68 RBI" Not only does Cory insist on using stupid metrics to gauge performance, he doesn't even use them right! 68 RBI does not a big year make.
