Cap'n Piranha
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Anyone seen TR lately?
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Right side up, obviously.
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Absolutely POtN. I giggled for a good 15 seconds--my wife thinks I'm weird.
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Some of the monkeys hit the snooze too many times on their Hawk Harrelson clock?
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Is it playing on the highway?
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Implying your comprehension is less than complete. Next time shoot for at least standing, if not overstanding.
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That's a Schrodinger question, as the answer is simultaneously both and neither.
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http://i.imgur.com/e9AumF0.gif
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Anyone who refrains from eating deep dish pizza with only their hands simply lacks courage.
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What's the best burger I will never eat?
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How clogged are the arteries?
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If there is upstanding, why is there no downstanding? If there is outstanding, why is there no instanding? If there is grandstanding, why is there no unimpressivestanding? For that matter, why no coststanding, shortstanding, or softstanding?
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I'll give you a pass, as I'm sure you meant to say "me gusta".
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Hey everyone, I'm only 1 post away from 1,000!!!!
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Danny: "Robbie scored 3 runs in the Chicago series, so doing his job there". Or the job that any reasonably mobile human who's allowed to pinch run could likely do.
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Yes.
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Cory: "There are some piece of this Tigers team that are aging". Every piece of every team is aging Cory. It's nature.
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Nice inning by Hector (Carmen) Santiago there.
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Which flavor though? Personally, I vote Crunchberries.
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The more I think about it, the more I want Polanco to be our leadoff hitter.
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Danny: "Boyd had 4 walks in his first start, and they feel that's part of his problem, too many free passes". Oh, so giving up baserunners is something pitchers should AVOID?
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Rhapsody in (Black and) Blue?
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Wouldn't it make more sense to say the Tigers disliked former owner Mike Ilitch, given that they apparently only found the motivation to win after he died?
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I wonder how much you have to pay to sponsor a play, as in "innovative office solutions double play". If it's not too expensive, I'd like to pay to have a Cory Provus say "that's another Donald Trump Blown Save".
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The Twins are on pace to outscore their opponents by 972 runs.
