The Twins are bad. Really, really, bad. Les Steckel Vikings bad. Terry Ryan wearing his Mike Lynn cosplay suit making the Herschel Walker deal bad. Now here is good news: http://www.xmasclock.com Easy as pie.
Mine was about age 15 and it was a bottle of Old Mr. Boston brandy, snitched from a case purchased for my brother's wedding. Those were the good old days. Make puking Great Again!