Squirrel Community Moderator Posted September 24, 2013 Posted September 24, 2013 ChiTown has been on the phone a long time I hope she isn't trying to explain unwritten dating rules. lol ... not on the phone ... he didn't call ... awkward conversation avoided for now.
Riverbrian Old-Timey Member Posted September 24, 2013 Author Posted September 24, 2013 Hours needed to be spent on baserunning in ST2014? I can't count that high. I'm not sure what they have planned for 2014... But... I found the 2013 spring training pie chart of what they worked on for this year.
Squirrel Community Moderator Posted September 24, 2013 Posted September 24, 2013 She has been gone awhile... The call must have came. I'm betting that she will be going on a date with this guy sometime in the next week. oh, hell no!
Riverbrian Old-Timey Member Posted September 24, 2013 Author Posted September 24, 2013 I think you are right. Doesn't take long to say buzz off jerk! .66 seconds to be exact.
Winston Smith Verified Member Posted September 24, 2013 Posted September 24, 2013 http://misfit120.files.wordpress.com/2013/07/ump2.jpg
Squirrel Community Moderator Posted September 24, 2013 Posted September 24, 2013 wow ... Pelf has made it through 6.
Riverbrian Old-Timey Member Posted September 24, 2013 Author Posted September 24, 2013 oh, hell no! Loserdude: so how ya been... It's been awhile. ChiTown: oh you know... The same... Working.... Tennis in the mornings... Baking... Trips to Ft. Myers... A little Bach and Yo Yo Ma in my spare time and the Twins of course. Loserdude: I bet you are wondering why I'm calling. ChiTown: not really loserdude: well I ran into that friend of yours... Can't remember her name... But she said I should call you. I've been doing a little painting lately. I started painting baskets of fruit until I found my true calling. That's road kill. Skunks... Deer... You name it... Dead on the side of the road... I've been able to capture that on my canvas. ChiTown: listen I'm not interested in what you are doing now... I've moved on... You and I we don't have... Loserdude... Last week I won the lottery... 22 million after taxes... ChiTown: I got nothing going on Friday.
Guest USAFChief Guests Posted September 24, 2013 Posted September 24, 2013 That ball was touched by a fan...Thomas should be on 2nd base right now.
stringer bell Verified Member Posted September 24, 2013 Posted September 24, 2013 oh-fer how many w/ RISP today?
Squirrel Community Moderator Posted September 24, 2013 Posted September 24, 2013 Loserdude: so how ya been... It's been awhile. ChiTown: oh you know... The same... Working.... Tennis in the mornings... Baking... Trips to Ft. Myers... A little Bach and Yo Yo Ma in my spare time and the Twins of course. Loserdude: I bet you are wondering why I'm calling. ChiTown: not really loserdude: well I ran into that friend of yours... Can't remember her name... But she said I should call you. I've been doing a little painting lately. I started painting baskets of fruit until I found my true calling. That's road kill. Skunks... Deer... You name it... Dead on the side of the road... I've been able to capture that on my canvas. ChiTown: listen I'm not interested in what you are doing now... I've moved on... You and I we don't have... Loserdude... Last week I won the lottery... 22 million after taxes... ChiTown: I got nothing going on Friday. Quite honestly ... there is no money in the world that would ever be enough for me to go out with him again.
Riverbrian Old-Timey Member Posted September 24, 2013 Author Posted September 24, 2013 Quite honestly ... there is no money in the world that would ever be enough for me to go out with him again. 22 million... Chief would go out with him.
Squirrel Community Moderator Posted September 24, 2013 Posted September 24, 2013 22 million... Chief would go out with him. Chief can have him.
Guest USAFChief Guests Posted September 24, 2013 Posted September 24, 2013 22 million... Chief would go out with him.Not without some financial assurances up front. I'm easy, but not cheap.
Guest USAFChief Guests Posted September 24, 2013 Posted September 24, 2013 oh-fer how many w/ RISP today?That hasn't been determined yet.
Oldgoat_MN Verified Member Posted September 24, 2013 Posted September 24, 2013 Twins have struck out 12 times already. They are 0-9 with RISP. Not the highlight game I had hoped for.
LaBombo Verified Member Posted September 24, 2013 Posted September 24, 2013 lol ... not on the phone ... he didn't call ... awkward conversation avoided for now. Took a chance that there was something more interesting going on here that there was something going on here than in the actual Twins game, which I was trying to resist my car-accident-gawker impulse to watch during this bitter end phase. Skipped to the last page and this was the first thing I saw. Figured that short of Verlander having struck out every Twins batter through six, this would be more interesting. Just checked and it turns out he has only 11 K's through 5, so he's probably not even going to make it to 20. So now I'm going to have to make popcorn and read the whole thread from the beginning. Not a romance novel fan, but if there's even a small chance there's a star-crossed encounter involving apple crisp...
Riverbrian Old-Timey Member Posted September 24, 2013 Author Posted September 24, 2013 Chief can have him. What was it about him? You lasted a month.
Riverbrian Old-Timey Member Posted September 24, 2013 Author Posted September 24, 2013 Twins have struck out 12 times already. They are 0-9 with RISP. Not the highlight game I had hoped for. We just need a couple... One nice inning and we got it... Unless the Tigers have a 12 run inning.
Squirrel Community Moderator Posted September 24, 2013 Posted September 24, 2013 What was it about him? You lasted a month. Just one of those things that he seemed great initially, but the more I got to know him, the more it just wasn't great. Won't go into any more details than that. And, back to the game ... crap, another run scored.
Riverbrian Old-Timey Member Posted September 24, 2013 Author Posted September 24, 2013 Cut the ball off and you got him. Did Pinto yell something else besides cut.
Guest USAFChief Guests Posted September 24, 2013 Posted September 24, 2013 Pressly prolly had a better chance of throwing Miggy out at first.
Joe A. Preusser Verified Member Posted September 24, 2013 Posted September 24, 2013 Congrats to Pelf on a quality start. That is why we should give him a 1-2 year contract. Congrats to Chi on (re)finding true love. Let me know where you are registered. P.S. Only one of these comments was meant as a joke.
Riverbrian Old-Timey Member Posted September 24, 2013 Author Posted September 24, 2013 Just one of those things that he seemed great initially, but the more I got to know him, the more it just wasn't great. Won't go into any more details than that. And, back to the game ... crap, another run scored. I apologize... I was just looking for something to have some fun with. I understand... Golf Ball Sized moles can be a turn off.
Squirrel Community Moderator Posted September 24, 2013 Posted September 24, 2013 Congrats to Pelf on a quality start. That is why we should give him a 1-2 year contract. Congrats to Chi on (re)finding true love. Let me know where you are registered. P.S. Only one of these comments was meant as a joke. I really hope it was that one.
Squirrel Community Moderator Posted September 24, 2013 Posted September 24, 2013 I apologize... I was just looking for something to have some fun with. I understand... Golf Ball Sized moles can be a turn off. lol ... do you understand?
Joe A. Preusser Verified Member Posted September 24, 2013 Posted September 24, 2013 I really hope it was that one. Ding Ding DING!
Riverbrian Old-Timey Member Posted September 24, 2013 Author Posted September 24, 2013 lol ... do you understand? Yes i do understand... Without question... I'm rock solid with understanding... Hold on... What's that Honey? Ok... Turns out... My wife says I don't understand.
Joe A. Preusser Verified Member Posted September 24, 2013 Posted September 24, 2013 I apologize... I was just looking for something to have some fun with. I understand... Golf Ball Sized moles can be a turn off. Got a picture of the Missus and her golf ball sized moles?
stringer bell Verified Member Posted September 24, 2013 Posted September 24, 2013 With the exception of Perkins and possibly Thielbar, the bullpen is cooked.
LaBombo Verified Member Posted September 24, 2013 Posted September 24, 2013 Anybody else lose power during the tremor when Prince Fielder landed after his four inch vertical leap for that popup?
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